Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .  This takes real dedication as she is meant to be on vacation at the moment..

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    Blog: D.G. Writes Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on SmorgasbordD.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

Time for some more one liners….(no groaning please).

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

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Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

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Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.

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I never ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don’t respond to their texts.

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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… donations are gratefully received..A dirty Martini, toffee figgy pudding and a week in the Maldives…(so far we have received none of the requested donations…just saying!)

29 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

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