Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies . This takes real dedication as she is meant to be on vacation at the moment..
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Even more one liners…
Son: ‘There’s a man at the door collecting for an old people’s home.’
Father: ‘Give him Granny’.
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A man goes to his doctor with a strawberry growing out of his nose..The doctor says, ‘I’ll give you some cream to put on it…’
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When is it bad luck to have a black cat cross your path?
When you’re a mouse
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I tried runway modelling once. It was a huge disaster and now I am not allowed back at the airport.
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I found a present for my mother-in-law up in the loft – I will take it up to her later.
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Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it.
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I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.
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So apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invite ‘maybe next time’ isn’t the correct response.
Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.
Un’altra brava sorella delle risatine. 😁 Grazie, Sally and Debbie.
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Hermanas, estamos seguros, John … y mi italiano es atroz … Al menos he tenido algo de práctica con mi español … abrazos
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Estoy de acuerdo en que el italiano es difícil. Así que el próximo mensaje que enviaré en español. Podríamos hacer ruso pero eso es italiano. Abrazos. 😊
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Jaja … sería doble holandés para mí si hicieras eso … abrazosx
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Ok, no hay idioma ruso
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Bueno Juan…besos.
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Y abrazos
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There are some absolute beauties there. But I’m still laughing from that last one! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thanks Ann… delighted you enjoyed…hugsx
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Lol! These were great! Thanks for the laughs. I needed some today.
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Happy to help Jill..hugsx
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I love that last one-liner! On the other hand, whipped cream on pumpkin pie is just wrong.
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I agree…. xxx
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Lol – Thank you for another great laughter, even on midnight. Michael
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A good way to end the day Michael..hugsx
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:-)) Indeed, Sally! There is less laughter these days.
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whipped cream makes everything better, and I loved the last two one-liners… 🙂
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It does Jim.. and glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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Thanks for supplying a good dose of morning laughter! 👍👍
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Thanks for letting us know Nicole..enjoy your weekend.
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I love these!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs!
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You and John are fluent in Spanish? How wonderful!
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Thanks Jennie.. I am not really fluent despite living in Spain for 17 years… I got by… we are actually working through the languages on a weekly basis.. John is determined to catch me out we are on Swahili at the moment…goodness knows where next…xxx
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I think you are selling yourself short, Sally. 😀
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