Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Comedian in Residence D.G. Kaye and some new material from Sally.

Firstly, with the results for some days sleuthing on the Internet some funnies from Debby Gies .  This takes real dedication as she is meant to be on vacation at the moment..

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK    Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord – D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships

And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging

Even more one liners…

Son: ‘There’s a man at the door collecting for an old people’s home.’

Father: ‘Give him Granny’.

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A man goes to his doctor with a strawberry growing out of his nose..The doctor says, ‘I’ll give you some cream to put on it…’

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When is it bad luck to have a black cat cross your path?

When you’re a mouse

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I tried runway modelling once. It was a huge disaster and now I am not allowed back at the airport.

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I found a present for my mother-in-law up in the loft – I will take it up to her later.

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Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it.

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I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

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So apparently RSVP’ing back to a wedding invite ‘maybe next time’ isn’t the correct response.

Thank you for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.