Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Whenever there is a trouble for the human race, those with a sense of humour will do their best to still make us smile.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
Two old ladies were making their very first flight on Concorde. As the flight attendant came round to ask if there was anything they wanted, one of the ladies said ‘Please ask the pilot not to travel faster than sound. We want to be able to talk during the flight.’
A man received a ‘Second Notice’ from the taxman, informing him that his payment was overdue and threatening him with legal action if it was not paid within 24 hours. The man hurried down to his local tax office and wrote out a check, saying, ‘I would have paid you before, but I didn’t get the First Notice.
‘Oh,’ said the clerk, ‘we have run out of First Notices, and anyway, we find that the Second Notices are much more effective.
A trombone player was rehearsing late at night in his apartment when there was a knock on the door. He opened it to find an angry neighbour who said, ‘ Do you know there’s a sick little old lady next door?’
‘No said the musician. ‘But if you hum a few bars, I’ll improvise.’
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.