Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies .
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Whenever there is a trouble for the human race, those with a sense of humour will do their best to still make us smile.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realm of Relationships
And time for some new material from Sally…..who has also been out foraging
An insurance salesman was trying to sell a policy to a factory owner. ‘I’ve got all the insurance I need, said the exexcutive. ‘Fire, accident, employer’s liability, the lot, so don’t waste your time.’
‘Are you covered against flood?’ asked the salesman.
‘Floods?’ said the businessman with interest. ‘How do you arrange a flood?’
On a very hot day, a man decided to sunbathe naked in his secluded back garden. ‘I wonder,’ he said to his wife, ‘what the neighbours would say if they could see me.’
‘They’d probably say that I must have married you for your money,’ replied his wife…
‘ I’ll tell you what the matter is with you,’ said the judge. ‘It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that is responsible for your current troubles.’
‘Oh thank you, thank you milord,’ said the drunk, ‘everybody else says it’s my own fault.’
Thanks for dropping by today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face….Debby and Sally.