My husband David found some really bad Dad’s Jokes and thought you might enjoy… no groaning please… there are hundreds so here is part one….
My thanks to Malcolm Allen from Australia for his contribution.
Why is it always COLD in stadiums
Because they’re full of fans!
My wife saw an ANT pick up a LEAF five times its weight and said, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said “Yes.”
How many tickles does it take to make an OCTOPUS laugh
You know what the LOUDEST pet you can get is
What do you get when you cross a SNOWMAN with a VAMPIRE
What did the BUFFALO say to his SON when he dropped him off at school
Why did the SCARECROW win an award
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I remember when the SHOVEL was invented.
It was truly a groundbreaking creation.
Two GOLDFISH are in a TANK. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What do you call an alligator in a VEST
I used to have a job COLLECTING LEAVES.
I was raking it in.
Why couldn’t you hear the PTERODACTYL go to the bathroom
Because the P is silent!
Why do bees HUM
Because they don’t know the words!
I named my dogs ROLEX and TIMEX.
They’re my watch dogs!
What’s the difference between a HIPPO and a ZIPPO
One’s really heavy while the other one is a little lighter.
What do you call a pony with a SORE THROAT
A little hoarse.
Thanks for dropping in today and beware there will be more bad Dad’s jokes in a couple of weeks.. thanks Sally.