Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Open Mic Night 12th June- More humour from the senior team

My sister Diana and her friends have been passing around the funnies again this week and here are a few for you to enjoy.

And now for some bad ‘Dad Jokes’ from David Cronin….please no groaning from the balcony….

I just watched a program about BEAVERS.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

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What did the PIRATE say on his 80th birthday

“Aye, matey!”

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How do you organize an OUTER SPACE party

You planet.

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What type of magazines do COWS enjoy reading

Cattlelogs.

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What did the OCEAN say to the sailboat

Nothing; it just waved.

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What did the mermaid wear to MATH CLASS

An algae-bra.

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I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

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A termite walks into a BAR and asks

“Is the bar tender here?”

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What did DADDY spider say to baby spider

You spend too much time on the WEB.

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What do you call a group of KILLER WHALES playing instruments

An orca-stra.

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We might be going SNORKELING this weekend

but I’m not holding my breath.

Thanks for joining us and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Sally and the team..

36 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Open Mic Night 12th June- More humour from the senior team

  1. Between the church signs, the serial killer, and the chewing gum, it’s enough to keep me laughing through the weekend. Many thanks. Hugs

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  3. My mother always watches (that means I end up watching it too) a TV quiz programme where the host enjoys bad jokes and all the contestants try to come up with a never-ending catalogue of them. Thanks to the Dad Jokes, I have a few now, in case I ever participate. Great fun!

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