Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Open Mic Night 19th June- More humour from the senior team

My sister Diana and her friends have been passing around the funnies again this week and here are a few for you to enjoy.

And now for some more bad ‘Dad Jokes’ from David Cronin….please no groaning from the balcony….

Why are SKELETONS so calm
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Why aren’t KOALAS bears
They don’t meet the koalafications.
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Want to hear a JOKE about cats
Just kitten!
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I wanted to buy a pair of CAMOUFLAGE pants
but I couldn’t find them anywhere!
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Why was the CAT asked to leave the COMPUTER store
He wouldn’t stop playing with the mouse.
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What did the KANGAROO say when her baby was kidnapped
“Someone help me catch that pickpocket!”
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Why don’t BANKS allow kangaroos to open accounts
Because their checks always bounce.
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Why do OCEANS never go out of style
They’re always current.
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One day I was in the park wondering why Frisbees get BIGGER . . .
and then it hit me.
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Which letter has THE MOST water in it
The C.
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Have you heard the joke about the GIANT
Never mind; it’s over your head.
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What did the FISH say when he swam into a wall
“Dam.”
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What do you call a BEE with a QUIET buzz
A mumblebee.

Thanks for joining us and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Sally and the team..

27 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Open Mic Night 19th June- More humour from the senior team

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