Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – June 23rd 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US AndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads

Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for a joke or two from Sally… a few more Bad Dad Puns – and no doubt some groans

Why are SKELETONS so calm
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Want to hear a JOKE about cats
Just kitten!
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I wanted to buy a pair of CAMOUFLAGE pants
but I couldn’t find them anywhere!
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Why was the CAT asked to leave the COMPUTER store
He wouldn’t stop playing with the mouse.
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What did the KANGAROO say when her baby was kidnapped
“Someone help me catch that pickpocket!”
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Why don’t BANKS allow kangaroos to open accounts
Because their checks always bounce.
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How do you play leapfrog with a PORCUPINE
Very carefully.
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Why do OCEANS never go out of style
They’re always current.
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One day I was in the park wondering why Frisbees get BIGGER . . .
and then it hit me.
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What did the FISH say when he swam into a wall
“Dam.”
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What do you call a BEE with a QUIET buzz
A mumblebee.

Some headlines in the papers from the 1990s….(they don’t seem to have improved much since!)

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent.

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 years in Checkout Counter (I have been in stores like that)

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

 

30 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – June 23rd 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

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