Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally… a few more Bad Dad Puns – and no doubt some groans
Why are SKELETONS so calm
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Want to hear a JOKE about cats
I wanted to buy a pair of CAMOUFLAGE pants
but I couldn’t find them anywhere!
Why was the CAT asked to leave the COMPUTER store
He wouldn’t stop playing with the mouse.
What did the KANGAROO say when her baby was kidnapped
“Someone help me catch that pickpocket!”
Why don’t BANKS allow kangaroos to open accounts
Because their checks always bounce.
How do you play leapfrog with a PORCUPINE
Why do OCEANS never go out of style
They’re always current.
One day I was in the park wondering why Frisbees get BIGGER . . .
and then it hit me.
What did the FISH say when he swam into a wall
What do you call a BEE with a QUIET buzz
Some headlines in the papers from the 1990s….(they don’t seem to have improved much since!)
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendent.
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 years in Checkout Counter (I have been in stores like that)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.