Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
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And now time for a joke from my archives……
The crowds had been packing the traveling tent revival every night that week, grateful offerings filling the pockets of the evangelist. Cure after cure was enacted in the sweltering heat of those July evenings. Emotions were at an all time high on the last night as the last two afflicted souls reached the evangelist at the front of the tent.
Struggling up the steps on her crutches poor Mrs. Smith hobbled up to the evangelist. “Heal me! I haven’t been able to walk without crutches in twenty years.”
“Yes, Sister! You will be healed! Go behind that curtain and wait with the others waiting for healing.” Mrs. Smith slowly and painfully made her way behind the curtain.
Johnny Jones was the last in line. “I have a lifth. It hath made my life awful. Pleath heal me of my lifth!”
“Yes, Brother! You will be healed! Go behind the curtain with all the others and you will all be healed at once.”
The evangelist offered up a long, heartfelt prayer for healing. Weeping could be heard all over the tent. Finally, he concluded, calling out dramatically. “Mrs. Smith, you haven’t been able to walk without crutches for twenty years, have you?”
“No, Lord!” she replied from behind the curtain.
“You are healed! Throw your right crutch over the curtain.” Her right crutch flew over the curtain and clattered on the floor. “Now throw your left crutch over the curtain.” The left crutch followed.
Thunderous “Amens!” echoed all over the tent.
“Johnny Jones, you are healed of your lisp. Call out to us in a loud, clear voice so all can hear!” demanded the evangelist!
“Mithuth Thmith just fell on her ath!”
Thanks for dropping in and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
Ya gotta love them ol’ time preachers 😂😂😂
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Lol… More entertaining I have to say than latter day pulpit orators on the whole…xx
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👍🤗❤️🤗
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My favourites have to be ‘Silent Woman’ and the evangelist. Seriously funny!
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Thanks Trish.. glad you enjoyed.. hugsx
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Let’s get NOT serious, with Debby & Sally 😂
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Thanks Chris for passing the laughter on… at least it is infectious in the right way…♥♥
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InDEED it is, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Lol, let’s not. Thanks Chris ❤
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❤️
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One of your better efforts, Maids of Mirth. Had a coughing fit from the Saharian dust as a result of laughing too hard.
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We are delighted John to make you splutter…I hope you did not fall on your ath… lol..hugs
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Nope. Upright the whole time. My ath was in a chair.
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That is a comfort to us John.. we don’t wish to be sued…..hugsxx
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Lol John, but we don’t wish to cause harm 🙂
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😁
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As always, loved all the jokes. Thank you, Sally and Debby. You help us not be sad.
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Pleasure Marina.. there is too much sadness around at the moment… keep smiling ♥
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That is sweet Marina ❤
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Thank you, ladies – you have outdone yourselves today!
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Thank you Dolly, delighted to hear it hugs ♥
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Hugs right back to you, dear Sally.
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Lol Sal, laughing my ath off lol 🙂 ❤
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Seems to be a common complaint Debby.. so far most have managed to keep their athes on their chairs..♥♥
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Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ❤ xx
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The reality produces the best jokes. Lol Yes, father’s day is the best for BBQ, and silent women. 😉 Michael
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Some clever is slightly twisted observers of life out there..xx
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:-))
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We need to laugh really hard, thank you both.
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Glad you enjoyed Valentina…hugsx
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Excellent ones again, ladies. What can you get for a guy if not ties?
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Thanks Miriam… socks and aftershave… lol..xx
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Oh yes, that’s right 😊
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Great laughs! Thank you. 😀
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Thank you Diana..hugsx
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I laughed out loud at that latht joke! The memes were all equally hilarious.
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These days you don’t know who you might offend…I am sure there were several in that latht joke.. x
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Loved the evangelist joke…
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Things not always go to plan…lol..x
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I needed a laugh – love that HOV lane one. Toni x
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Thanks Toni..it may come to that! lol..x
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So much for the healing powers of the preacher! 🙂 I’m still chuckling.
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Not a good day in the tent… I expect refunds may have been demanded.. but they would have had a good laugh..hugsx
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Thank you for making me smile!
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Happy to hear that..x
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Fabulous! I hope July listens to the instructions but…
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Quite…it came howling in wet and windy here… so much for summer.. xx
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