Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally…
All the fun of the Fair…..The fortune-teller
On a visit to the seaside a woman decided to have her fortune told. After crossing the palm of the fortune teller with silver, the old woman studied her hands for a few moments.
‘I see an exciting future ahead of you. I see a tall, dark, handsome man. He will be rich and he will marry you and whisk you off to a life of luxury and you will have everything your heart desires.’
‘Sounds wonderful, ‘ said the woman. ‘Just one quick question…’
‘Ask away,’ said the fortune-teller.
‘How do I get rid of my husband?’
A hospital volunteer stopped by the bedside of a heavily bandaged patient – She inquired as to his injuries.
‘We went to the county fair last weekend and I decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we reached the top of the first loop, I saw a small sign by the track, I tried to read but it was too small. I was very curious so decided to go around again, but I still couldn’t read, so went around a third time. When we got to the top I leant out of the car to get a better look.’
‘And did you manage to see what the sign said?’ asked the visitor.
‘What did it say?’
‘Don’t lean out of the car!’
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Debby and Sally.