Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke or two from Sally…
Lonely Hearts Column
A doting mother, who wanted desperately to see her 25 year old daughter safely married decided to assist by placing an advertisement in the lonely hearts column of the local paper. She thought long and hard about the wording and finally submitted the following.
Beautiful and fun loving blonde, 25, good figure, loves adventure seeks male company.
Rather embarrassed on seeing her profile in the paper, the daughter asked her mother if there had been any responses.
‘Just the one,’ her mother said very grimly. ‘From your father.’
The hotel lobby was crowded and the receptionist used the microphone to gain everyone’s attention.
‘Is there a Mr. Tateingallsmythebaxter in reception, I have an urgent message for a Mr. Tateingallsmythebaxter.’
A gentleman looked up from his paper. ‘What initial?’
It was a general election and a prospective parliamentary candidate finally finished a lengthy speech at the local town hall about his mission once elected. Feeling rather pleased with himself for delivering such a inspiring speech, he asked if there were any questions.
‘Yes’ said a bored voice from the back of the ahll. ‘Who else is running?’
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