Finding the perfect book title is challenging for all authors, as is grammar on occasion, but it does lend itself to humour thanks to witty minds that circulate their thoughts online.
Here are some examples……
Some Book titles before the editing team got hold of them!
The Grapes of Exasperation
50 Penumbras of Silvery-Ash
An Adieu to Limbs
The Supremo of the Circlets
And if you are running out of ideas for your next book title!
A Clifftop Tragedy by Eileen Dover.
A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle
Animal Scents by Farrah Mones
Cheating on His Wife by Izzy Backyet
Confessions Of A Gold Digger by Emile Ticket
Yellow River by I.P.Daily,
Russian Lion Tamer by Claude Buttox
Carpet Laying by Walter Wall
Eating Garlic by Y.I Malone.
Pain and Sorrow by Ann Quish
The Insomniac by Eliza Wake
The Scent of a Man by Jim Nasium
Wait for me by Isa Cummin.
Willie Win by Betty Wont.
…and a few grammar one-liners (groans)
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?
A: They’re too possessive
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
Q: What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate?
A: The noun declined.
I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out.
It could spell disaster.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Q: What should you say to comfort the grammar police?
A: “There, their, they’re.”
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
I before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.” —Anonymous.
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