Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke or two from Sally…
Some more really Bad Dad jokes..10 groans per person permitted….
Why didn’t the DINOSAUR cross the road
Because roads weren’t invented yet.
What do you call a bear with NO EARS
What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long
What’s more impressive than a TALKING DOG
A spelling bee.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs
You might step in a poodle!
Did you hear about the huge SALE on canoes
It’s quite the oar deal.
Where do animals go when they lose their TAILS
To the retail store.
A lumberjack went into a magic forest and started to swing at a tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a TALKING TREE!”
The lumberjack replied, “And you will dialogue!”
I can cut WOOD just by looking at it. It’s true!
I saw it with my own eyes!
I gave all my dead batteries away . . .
free of charge.
To whoever stole my Microsoft OFFICE subscription:
I will find you. You have my Word.
What did the old lamp say to its new LIGHT BULB
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.