Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 28th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

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Now for a joke or two from Sally…

Some more really Bad Dad jokes..10 groans per person permitted….

Why didn’t the DINOSAUR cross the road
Because roads weren’t invented yet.

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What do you call a bear with NO EARS
B.

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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

A pi-thon.

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What’s more impressive than a TALKING DOG

A spelling bee.

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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs

You might step in a poodle!

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Did you hear about the huge SALE on canoes

It’s quite the oar deal.

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Where do animals go when they lose their TAILS

To the retail store.

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A lumberjack went into a magic forest and started to swing at a tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a TALKING TREE!”

The lumberjack replied, “And you will dialogue!”

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I can cut WOOD just by looking at it. It’s true!

I saw it with my own eyes!

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I gave all my dead batteries away . . .

free of charge.

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To whoever stole my Microsoft OFFICE subscription:

I will find you. You have my Word.

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What did the old lamp say to its new LIGHT BULB

You’ve got a bright future, kid.

Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.