Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke or two from Sally…
Some more really Bad Dad jokes..10 groans per person permitted….
Why didn’t the DINOSAUR cross the road
Because roads weren’t invented yet.
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What do you call a bear with NO EARS
B.
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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long
A pi-thon.
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What’s more impressive than a TALKING DOG
A spelling bee.
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs
You might step in a poodle!
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Did you hear about the huge SALE on canoes
It’s quite the oar deal.
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Where do animals go when they lose their TAILS
To the retail store.
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A lumberjack went into a magic forest and started to swing at a tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a TALKING TREE!”
The lumberjack replied, “And you will dialogue!”
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I can cut WOOD just by looking at it. It’s true!
I saw it with my own eyes!
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I gave all my dead batteries away . . .
free of charge.
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To whoever stole my Microsoft OFFICE subscription:
I will find you. You have my Word.
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What did the old lamp say to its new LIGHT BULB
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
IT’S The DEBBY & SALLY SHOW 🎉🎵🎶🤪😂
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Streaming from wordpress right to your door…thanks Chris for boosting the signal..♥♥
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My pleasure, Sally 👍🤗❤️🤗
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Lol, thank you Chris xx
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😂 Welcome, Debby 🤗❤️🤗
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🙂 ❤
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I like the tequila one, and as usual, all the Dad jokes! 🙂
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Thanks Jim..and I can vouch for the tequila..x
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that’s good to know… 🙂
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I just love the Dad jokes. Especially the talking tree!
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thanks Vivienne..glad you enjoyed xx
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Lovely, Sally and Debbie.
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Great Robbie..hugs xx
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We have a guy in town who has a Golden Retriever that are regularly seen about town, the dog in the sidecar wearing “doggles.”
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I love it and at least your pet can go out with you instead of waiting at home…xx
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Okay, we want a pic, lol 🙂
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I’ll try to get a pic from a friend that knows the pair. 🙂
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We shall wait 🙂
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Yes! Lets provide our ourleggers more fashion and style. They deserve it. Its always great how word playing is possible too. Lol Thank you Debbie and Sally. Very appreciated. Michael
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Delighted you enjoyed Michael..thanks for letting us know xxx
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Lol, thanks so much Michael. You just gotta laugh! 🙂
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Didn’t groan too much. Thanks, Debby and Sally.
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Hilarious, Sally and Debbie. Toni x
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Great thanks Toni..we do like to hear that..hugsxx
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I LOVE that first meme! As for the dad jokes, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan, groan. Oops, I seem to have exceeded my limit.
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Lol.. I loved the dog in the side car… and you get the first prize for the number of groans…hugsx
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😀
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Tequila joke does it for me today – thanks, ladies!
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I now have a glass before standing in front of the mirror..works wonders lol.♥
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I stick to my mojitos and Cuba Libres; accomplishes the same purpose.
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The sound perfect for the job Dolly… we all have our tricks lol..xx
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Sure do!
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Lol, good ones today Sal. Love your archive of jokes, they were all funny to me, LOL. ❤
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Thanks for the funnies Debby and I am afraid there are plenty more groans left!! ♥
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Bring it! ❤
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XX
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Brilliant 💜
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Thanks Willow ♥
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Don’t you wonder what goes on in a dog’s brain when we put these wild get-ups on them?🤣
“Oh, crap! What do I have to wear today?”
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Probably ‘The things I do for love.’ lol…xx
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Lol! A bright future, indeed, ladies! 🙂
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Thanks Jan..hugsx
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Smashing! x
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Thanks Alex..hugsx
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Hilarious! I’ll take the ice cream and also the tequila.
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Party!!!!! lol thanks Jennie..xx
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Yes!! 🥳
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