Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 30th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for a joke or two from Sally…

Even more Bad Dad Jokes.. bonus groans on offer…

What do prisoners use to call each other

Cell phones.


DAUGHTER: “Can I watch the TV?”

DAD: “Yes, but don’t turn it on.”


What happened when the TWO ANTENNAS got married

Well, the ceremony was kind of boring, but the reception was great!


If you see a ROBBERY at an Apple store

does that make you an iWitness


There’s a thin line between a NUMERATOR and a DENOMINATOR

and only a fraction of people can understand that.


Geology rocks

but geography is really where it’s at.


Don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything!


What did the molecule say to the SUSPICIOUS molecule

“I’ve got my ion you.”


To the guy who INVENTED zero:

Thanks for nothing.


Why should you wear GLASSES during math class

They say it improves division.


PARALLEL lines have so much in common.

It’s really too bad they’ll never meet.


I was going to tell a TIME TRAVEL joke

but you didn’t like it.


Did you hear about that ATM who was ADDICTED to money

He suffered from withdrawals.

Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally…

29 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – July 30th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

  1. Great ones Sal. I wish I’d laugh harder, but the technical woes I’m having are killing me. I’ve been here on a table and now on my old desktop, just went through 2 laptops. Don’t ask. Sorry, unable to like. I tried on tablet it let me, but I came back to desktop and don’t see my ‘like’ Lol I’m dizzy xxx

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