Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally…Even more Bad Dad Jokes.. bonus groans on offer…
The rotation of the earth
really makes my day.
Why did the ASTRONAUT move to the suburbs
He needed more space.
My friends keep telling me I’m addicted to BRAKE FLUID
but I can stop whenever I want.
What did the MOUSE say to the camera
What do you get when you CROSS Microsoft Word with Dracula
A word count.
I was at a yard sale the other day, and the guy was asking $50 for a TV. The VOLUME controls weren’t working
but at that price, I couldn’t turn it down.
I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
The circle is the most RIDICULOUS shape in the world.
There’s absolutely no point to it.
Scientists got BORED watching the earth turn
so after 24 hours they called it a day.
How do MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS call each other
Hey, have you ever tried to EAT a clock
It’s very time consuming.
SERVER: “Sorry about your WAIT!”
DAD: “Are you calling me fat?!”
What do you call a NOSY pepper
I had a nightmare that I drowned in an ocean of ORANGE SODA
but thankfully, it was just a Fanta sea.
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.