Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally…Even more Bad Dad Jokes.. bonus groans on offer…
I hit my son in the head with a Diet Coke today, but he’s OKAY.
It was just a soft drink.
HOSTESS: “Did you have reservations?”
DAD: “Nope, I’m 100 percent confident that I want to eat here.”
What do you call a LONELY cheese
Did you hear about the restaurant on the MOON
Great food, no atmosphere.
What did the DADDY TOMATO say to the BABY TOMATO
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road
To go with the traffic jam.
I’m on a seafood diet . . .
I see food and I eat it.
My WIFE is on a tropical foods diet, and the house is FULL OF THE STUFF!
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the can crusher decide to QUIT his job
Because it was soda-pressing.
What do you call CHEESE that doesn’t belong to you
What do you call a fake NOODLE
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.