Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – August 6th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s new series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for a joke or two from Sally…Even more Bad Dad Jokes.. bonus groans on offer…

I hit my son in the head with a Diet Coke today, but he’s OKAY.
It was just a soft drink.

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HOSTESS: “Did you have reservations?”
DAD: “Nope, I’m 100 percent confident that I want to eat here.”

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What do you call a LONELY cheese
Provolone.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the MOON
Great food, no atmosphere.

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What did the DADDY TOMATO say to the BABY TOMATO
“Catch up!”

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road
To go with the traffic jam.

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I’m on a seafood diet . . .
I see food and I eat it.

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My WIFE is on a tropical foods diet, and the house is FULL OF THE STUFF!
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Why did the can crusher decide to QUIT his job
Because it was soda-pressing.

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What do you call CHEESE that doesn’t belong to you
Nacho cheese.

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What do you call a fake NOODLE

An impasta.

Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.

43 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – August 6th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

  1. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Who makes these jokes up. I wonder if it is only one person, or do several people put the thoughts together at the same time in different parts of the world. I’m sure there’s a precedent for that!

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  2. Lol – Beeing Price Charmin with toilet paper. 😉 I am always wondering why cats are having an affinity to laptops. Whenever i left the desk in the past our cat had entered the desk, and conquered the laptop. Thank you for the laughter Debbie and Sally!

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