Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
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Now for a joke or two from Sally
Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife are having major problems after 15 years of marriage, so they go to a counsellor.
The counsellor asks them what the problem is. The wife launches into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counsellor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her very passionately. The woman shuts up and stares at him quietly in a daze.
The counsellor then turns to the husband and says, “Your wife is lonely. This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Tuesdays I play poker, Thursdays I go bowling, and Fridays I go sailing. Do you work Saturdays?”
Being prepared…
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
Jacob: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes”
Jacob says to the pharmacist: “We’re about to get married. We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”;
Thank you for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.
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These are very good, Sally and Debby. I like the idea of using a drugstore (we call it a pharmacy) as a bridal registry. Very funny!
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The cost of over the counter products in a pharmacy these days I am tempted to set up a registry anyway….xx
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You both nailed it today. Thanks for the laughs. Lol
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Thank you Diana..that makes us happy ♥
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Thank you. I loved the cow and the tree jokes.
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Thanks Elizabeth we do like to hear that..hugsx
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My favorite today: Marriage Counseling 🙂 🙂
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I think after the husbands comment marriage counseling might not cut it lol..xx
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These are great!
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Thank you Linda… enjoy the rest of the week..xx
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Excellent Debby and Sally. 😊
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Thanks John.. hugsx
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Thanks John, always smiles here 🙂
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I like the old folks’ bridal registry 🙂
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I know.. very wise move..xx
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Priceless. Lol The first one and the “Beeing prepared” are so amazing too. Thank you Debby and Sally. With you wonderful laughter always is guaranteed. Michael
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Glad you enjoyed the show Michael we like a happy audience..x
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Its always wonderful, Sally! Thank you so much. I am just at the beginning of my “night work”. As i commeted just a few minutes ago to Debbies writing habits, my working routine changed to “night work”, once again.
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As long as you are getting sleep at other times Michael….hugsx
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Yes, there is no problem with it.
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Happy to entertain Michael. 🙂
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Thank you very much, Debby! I have to apologize for wrong writing your name for so a long time.
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Lol, that’s ok Michael. But thanks for noticing. 🙂
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Lol, great session today Sal. Your jokes were hilarious. The pharmacy registry is a great idea, but the woman should have left her husband long ago in the Marriage Councelor lol ❤
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I know…I think we can all see the problem in that marriage… I hope she finds a good kisser instead…xx♥
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Looks like she already did, lol. 🙂 xx
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Good jokes from Sally! And I love the meme with the cats selling the dog.
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Thanks Liz… and I am sure they are not the first lol..xx
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Hi Sally and Debby, Hilarious – I love that old couple. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…makes perfect sense at that age as you don’t need anything else to dust.. lol..xx
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Love the bridal registry joke – I might use it in my next newsletter (I run a retirement village). And the cow meme tickled my fancy!
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Thanks for the grins and groans, ladies! I loved that marriage counselor. Wonder if he’d counsel a lonely widow? 🙂
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Thank you ladies great fun as ever 💜
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Glad to hear Willow and hope you are doing well.♥
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Coping 😊
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I love these and it is good to see you teaming up! Xx
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Thanks Judy it is has been about 1 year now and it helps having a co-conspirator looking for funnies on the internet…xx
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I didn’t realise it has been so long. I am so out of the loop now with blogging unfortunately although I try and keep some sort of eye on how everyone is via Facebook when I can. X
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You have been more than busy Judy.. I hope that things are a bit easier now but a tough time for you and your amazing colleagues.. xxx
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We are busier than ever, Sally and really short staffed as well. Nothing like being chucked in the deep end and bloody get on with it!! My team have been brilliant and as supportive as they can be when they are so busy themselves. I hope that you are doing well in these weird and unsettling times. It seems like it is going to go on and on.. … ! Xx
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Glad you are being well looked after Judy and certainly been a baptism of fire for you.. Here is still bubbling away but clustering in the larger cities.. we are rural and everyone is being respectful of social distancing and wearing masks which helps confidence when you are out.. Stay safe..xx
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