Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally
Be careful what you wear (or don’t wear), when working under your vehicle…especially in public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to a busy shopping centre only for their car to break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed he fixed the problem.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
In an effort to boost sales United Airlines announced that for two weeks only, any business executive who travelled on a midweek flight could take his wife along with him for only 20% of the normal fare. In order to judge the success of this campaign, they emailed all the wives concerned, asking them if they had enjoyed their flights.
Ninety percent of the wives emailed back asking ‘What Flight?
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Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.