Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding this treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for a joke or two from Sally
Inappropriately attired.
Be careful what you wear (or don’t wear), when working under your vehicle…especially in public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to a busy shopping centre only for their car to break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed he fixed the problem.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Airline Marketing
In an effort to boost sales United Airlines announced that for two weeks only, any business executive who travelled on a midweek flight could take his wife along with him for only 20% of the normal fare. In order to judge the success of this campaign, they emailed all the wives concerned, asking them if they had enjoyed their flights.
Ninety percent of the wives emailed back asking ‘What Flight?
And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.
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Debby & Sally make rainy days sunny 😂
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Thanks Chris…we do try..hugsxx♥
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You succeed, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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Thank you Chris ❤
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Welcome, Debby ❤️
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I wonder if the three stitches were worth it… 🙂
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Lol…I hope so.. x
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Lol Jim 🙂
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Ha. The broken down car joke was hysterical. And Debby had me roaring. The one about the title of the book had me rolling. I’m certain I make that face. Thanks!
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Thanks Diana…it is a good thing when the title kicks in.. sometimes you are left wondering…lol..xx
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True dat! ❤
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Well we’re glad to hear that Diana. Our intent! ❤
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Sally, I really laughed out loud when I read the car joke, thanks for that on a dark, dreary, wet afternoon! So, complete and finished. I think “complete” implies the whole of something, made from more than one part. And “finished” is just when something comes to an end, like reading a good book!
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With you Elizabeth.. glad that the mechanic joke tickled you.. and the sun has come out here after the downpour so hope it is coming your way..hugsx
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It is so wet here today our postman had to make detours to get through. It was one of those heavy, grey days – and then I saw this. That first cat and the mechanic tale? – the day brightened immediately. Many thanks xx
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Good to hear Alex.. the weather has been diabolical for three weeks except for two hours yesterday when I sat in a garden chair with my feet out of the puddles…xx
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Very good, ladies. I like the coffee one the best. Why only executives wives? What about the women executives [smile].
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You can tell how old that joke is.. mind you I never took my husband on business trips nor did any of my colleagues.. yet our male colleagues often took their wives… xxx
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Terence always tried to lure me into going with him on trips. I never go though. I don’t find the wives very interesting which is a bit selfish of me, but there you go.
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I went a couple of times early on between my own jobs and one was hilarious and never to be forgotten…I must do a story…other than that..yes not having children or playing golf, bridge etc put me outside the clique. xx
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Lol Robbie, so true! 🙂 x
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The man under the car made me giggle!
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I think it might have made him giggle too…xxx
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I loved quarantine coffee! 🙂 🙂 Thanks for the giggles.
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Thanks Balroop… I think there is a queue for the coffee..hugsx
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The Maids of Mirth have delivered again. Well done.
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Thanks John.. we are available to do stand up for reasonable benefits…tequila being one of them ..hugsx
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Hahaha. I’m with you on that.
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Tequila being the main benefit, lol 🙂 xx
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Yay thanks John. Mission accomplished 🙂
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True.
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I wonder if the mechanic offered them a discount? 🙂
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Lol.. probably only if they didn’t give him three more stitches..xx
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Good ones! I feel the otter(?)’s cookie pain.
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Me too.. such a disappointment..xx
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I like your quarantine coffee, Debby – it’s a winner! The first cat picture is a snap shot of my husband.
Sally, I am sure many ladies can relate to the “What flight” joke.
Thank you, ladies.
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Lol Dolly. No kidding! 🙂
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Yep! 😻
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Thanks Dolly and enjoy the coffee and the weekend..hugsxx♥
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You too, dear Sally. Hugs right back to you!
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Lol Sal. Loved these all again, but the jokes were hilarious! ❤
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Thanks Debby…for the foraging originally and now..♥♥
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Oh no, completely finished? I bet the small group near the car were women. Thank you, ladies! 🙂
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Thanks Miriam.. hopefully the days before camera phones.. that one would have been viral…xx
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Lol – Great founds! Thank you Debbie and Sally! I will enjoy the quarantine coffee too. Michael
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Thanks Michael.. cheers and enjoy lol..xx
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Omg the mechanic joke… 🤣
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That moment she looked into her husband’s face across the top of the car.. priceless..xx
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I know right?
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Hilarious, Debby and Sally – love the complete and finished joke! Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. and so true lol…xx
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These are all great! 😀 You both have me laughing out loud! I know that feeling of the cat in bed and the light left on! As for the broken down car, Sally! That is hilarious! 😀 Oh, it feels good to laugh and we all need its healing properties! Xx
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Glad we gave you a good start to the day Annika and yes. laughter is the best medicine..hugsxx
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A good start to the day, thank you ladies 💜
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Good to hear thanks Willow.. enjoy your weekend hugsxx ♥
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These are terrific! Thanks for the smile today. I shared one of the memes on FB.
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Great thanks Amy and for sharing the fun..hugsx
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Thanks for sharing the funnies.. have a good weekend.
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Wow! I am sure I make that face too with some books. And the guy under the car… Thanks Debby and Sally! 😉
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That poor guy…a laughing stock all over the world now.. that will teach him.. xx
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Thanks for sharing Aurora Jean..hugsx
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