Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for some more Bad Dad jokes from Sally – oh no….more groans
Have we ever told you kids about OUR WEDDING
It was so beautiful that even the cake was in tiers.
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My wife says I’m INDECISIVE, but I don’t think I am!
Unless you think I should be
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Today, my son asked me, “Can I have a BOOKMARK?” and I burst into tears.
Eleven years old, and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
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DAD: “Did you hear the one about the bed?”
SON: “No!”
DAD: “That’s because it hasn’t been made yet.”
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SON: “Where are my SUNGLASSES?”
DAD: “I don’t know . . . where are my dad glasses?”
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I’d like to thank SIDEWALKS everywhere
for keeping my kids off the streets!
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My daughter is TERRIFIED of elevators
so we’re going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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DAUGHTER: “Dad, can you put MY SHOES on?”
DAD: “I can try, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
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After dinner my wife asked me if I could CLEAR the table.
I needed to get a running start, but I made it.
And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.
Fabulous! I’m going to try to learn from the weather. It has the right attitude! Thanks, Debby and Sally!
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Thanks Olga.. it can teach us a thing or two..x
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Thank you Sally and Debbie! ❤❤❤
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Thanks Michael for keep turning up to the shows..hugs ♥
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Thank you Sally! Cant miss the information and the great laughter. :-))
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Stawp!!! These are killing me 🤣
The nine important facts is so hilarious!
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Thanks Jessica..glad you got a laugh out of them..hugsx
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Just what I needed after a long day or boring accounts payable 😬
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happy to supply the light relief Jessica..x
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So many good ones today. The three cartoons are hilarious. We’ve gone through so many of those dog cones over the years. Not only do the poor animals have to tolerate wearing them for so long, but it must get frustrating continually running into things.
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Thanks Pete.. I see that there are inflatable ones now that look a bit like travel pillows… possibly more comfortable.. x
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I love the first and the last of the twelve commandments for seniors.
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Thanks Dolly… I may have to pin it on the fridge so I remember all of them…xxx
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LOL
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Good ones, all!
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Thanks Liz..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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Lol, great groans Sal. And that dog/lamp meme still cracks me up ❤ xx
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There are some fine minds out there who think them up.. thanks for excellent foraging Debby ♥
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Thanks Sal ❤ xx
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😂You had me at ‘BOOKMARK’! So many laugh out loud funny ones this week. Bravo, ladies.
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Great thanks Soooz.. keep laughing xx
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I have the 12 commandments for seniors memorized. Thanks Sally. Wait, what was that one about adultery?
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There comes a time when it is more likely to be coveting your neighbours ride on mower! xx
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Hahaha. Or the sock warmer.
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These are great, Sally and Debby. I love the nine important facts.
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Thanks Robbie…truisms based on experience lol.. especially when jalepenos are involved..hugsx
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Lol Robbie 🙂 xx
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another set of classic dad jokes!
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Thanks Jim.. plenty of groans with these ones.. xx
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the more groans the better!
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Great “dad” jokes, Sally. And Debby’s lists are awesome. I could relate to the seniors one. Lol. Thanks for the smiles!
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Thanks Diana… I am grateful for Debby’s fruitful foraging..xx
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She finds a wealth of them!
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I love your Dad jokes, Sally. Especially the sunglasses. Oh and the bookmark, and the shoes and the …
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Oh good Viv..not too many groans then..hugs
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I’m afraid I could identify far too well with the Twelve Commandments for Seniors!
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You are not the only one Alex..lol..xxx
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Me too! They’re all true!
And I did like the 9 important facts, too.
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Thanks Viv.. I think there is a club forming… good to have company xx
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Lol Alex 🙂 x
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Yep, me, too!
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