Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 8th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Source of Stress and Passionate

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for some jokes from Sally –

Something to drive your spell checker nuts…Do my eyes deceive me?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid .Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

Lost in Translation – Passionate..

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.

They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officer’s arm is “You’re Passionate”.

They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm “You’re passionate”.

The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, “Look we have driven around this City for two hours, and you still haven’t told us where you live.

She replied I keep trying to tell you: “You’re Passin It!”

 

And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews

Sally Cronin, Buy: :Amazon US – and:Amazon UK  –  Follow:Goodreads – Twitter: @sgc58

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.

50 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 8th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Source of Stress and Passionate

  1. Great, Sally and Debbie. But don’t let youngsters see the spelling one! They’ll vgive up on learning how to spell.
    Oh, and the hashtag has never been a pound sign, so that one doesn’t work. Sprry!
    Thanks for all the other laughs.

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    • Glad you enjoyed some of them Viv.. You got me thinking as I can remember calling it a pound sign and looked it up to make sure..1: The pound sign. This name came to be because the symbol comes from the abbreviation for weight, lb, or libra pondo, literally “pound by weight,” in Latin. When writing “lb,” scribes often crossed the letters with a line across the top, like a t.

      2: The number sign. This phrase arose in Britain because pound sign could easily be confused with the British currency. And of course, the # symbol is sometimes spoken as the word “number,” as in “#2 pencil.”

      3: The hashtag. The word hash predates these other names (but wasn’t very popular until recently). A hash has referred to stripes on military jackets since as early as 1910. But, in the 1980s, people started using hash to refer to the # symbol. Since the ascent of social media and its new prominence in everyday life, hashtag has become the favored name.

      As to the spelling.. having seen some of the texts between the younger generation that ship has already sailed… xxhugsx

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  2. Hi, Debby, did you hack the app for my body scale? How did you know…? Haha! The spell check is funny. I remember having a reading exercise such as this one in our staff development meeting to proof a point of how our minds work. Yeah, I think Grammarly is just an imitation.

    Thank you for the laugh, ladies! ❤

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  3. Bit late getting to this one but loved the huge bunch of flowers, identified dismally with the scales and was surprised and entertained by the jumbled words that I could read almost in real time.

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