Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
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Now for some jokes from Sally –
Don’t mess with us blondes…
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa.” Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The chauvinistic lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer:
“Okay, how about this “If you don’t know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $50.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?”
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $50.
The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, so what IS the answer?”
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
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Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.
Very good! Thanks, Debby and Sally!
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Thanks Olga ♥
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The adoring dog, the crematorium fireworks and the ‘dumb’ blonde were my favourites from a great bunch! Thanks, both. xx
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Thanks Alex..glad you enjoyed..hugsx
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Not sure if I’m a bit too dark or not, but that acupuncture one really cracked me up 🙂
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Lol..I have a number of times but always in the hands of a skilled practitioner I am sure in the wrong hands it would be painful if not dangerous…xx
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Lol, never under estimate a blond! Thanks for sharing the memes Sal, cracked me up all over again. ❤ xx
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Happy to cohort with you my friend… ♥♥
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❤ xx
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These are hilarious! I know all about that hour and twenty-minute dog walk around the block.
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They just want to make sure we get the full experience of the great outdoors…xx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. Loved the blonde and the chastity belt. Toni x
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Thanks Toni…always happy to hear that they are enjoyed..hugsx
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Sent to an acupuncturer friend of mine; I am sure she will enjoy it as much as I have. Thank you for the laughs, ladies!
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Thanks Dolly… I have had acupuncture two or three times very successfully and put a lot of store by it..xx
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I put a lot of store by it, dear Sally.
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Thanks for the funnies 😉
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Glad you enjoyed..
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I remember the Paddy and Fergus one–maybe with different names. Loved them all.
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Thank you John.. glad you enjoyed…how is your collection coming?
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Ah, the collection. Ponderously slowly due to various obstacles. Paused through most of September with my Annual to get out but I am resolute it can be out for the holidays.
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Good to hear John.. let me know when out and will do a promo..x
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Will do, thanks!
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Haha… that blond is the best! 🙂 Thanks for the smiles Sally.
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Thanks Balroop.. he had that coming..xxx♥
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Fireworks in the pockets. Lol A very great one, and i also love the one with the dog, loving the hairstyle. 😉 Thank you, Debby and Sally! Enjoy your evening. Tomorrow is Friday! Hurrah! :-)) Michael
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Thanks Michael and happy to have given you some smiles…hugs and yes.. TGIF…xx
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:-))
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Lol Michael, so glad you enjoyed. And yes, oye! Friday again? Already? 🙂
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Lol. Ol’ Paddy got just what he deserved if you ask me. And that blond was obviously the smartest of that pair. Great shares Debby and Sally. Thanks for the laughs.
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that lawyer got what he deserved too..lol.. xx
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Touche! Diana ❤
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The crematorium and the blonde got me. Great laughs, as usual. Many thanks, ladies. Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Thanks William… he certainly had a decent send off lol..xx
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Happy to share the smiles William. And thanks for sharing ❤
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I love the blonde and the lawyer, Sally. Not so dumb, then.
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Thanks Viv.. definitely not. x
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