Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 15th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Speed Limits, Yoga and the last Bad Dad Jokes

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for some more Bad Dad jokes from Sally – oh no….more groans

Thanks to Duncan Allen in Australia for these gems.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it.

What do you call the boss of Old McDonald’s Farm? The CIEIO.

Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening. It was open Mike night.

I’ve decided to make an elite army of babies. I’ll call them The Infantry.

I often worry about German sausages. Basically I fear the wurst.

I got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says its terminal.

And more from the Bad Dad Joke File…will it never end?  The Answer is YES… today is the last of them… yeah..

What did the janitor say when he JUMPED OUT of the closet
Supplies!

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How do BILLBOARDS talk
In sign language.

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What’s blue and NOT VERY HEAVY
Light blue.

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Someone said they liked MY NAME.
I said, “Thanks! I got it for my birthday!”

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I’m very worried for THE CALENDAR.
Its days are numbered!

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Have you ever heard the joke about the LETTER without a STAMP
Eh, you wouldn’t get it.

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HARRY POTTER can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.
They’re both cauldron.

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I finally bought the THESAURUS that I’ve always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were BLANK.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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QUEUE is just one letter followed by four SILENT LETTERS.
They must be waiting for their turn.

 

 

And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews

Sally Cronin, Buy: :Amazon US – and:Amazon UK  –  Follow:Goodreads – Twitter: @sgc58

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.

43 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – September 15th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Speed Limits, Yoga and the last Bad Dad Jokes

    • That’s so funny. There’re only 2 numbers I remember. My dad’s old factory when I was very young just sticks in my mind. And my first apartment which only had 7s and 8s in it. 🙂 Things that stick! xx

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  1. I love the last joke. The mind is a curious instrument. Why do I have the license of my first car memorized, but I couldn’t tell you any of the numbers/letters of my current vehicle.?

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  2. Yep. I remember our phone number when I was eight (mind you, they were a lot shorter in those days) but the trouble I have with passwords…
    I also loved the Infantry one and the thesaurus. Many thanks, ladies.

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