Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for some jokes from Sally –
Now something to ponder from my archives.. some interesting Anagrams
Dormitory – Dirty Room
Desperation – A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code – Here Come Dots
Slot Machines – Cash Lost in ’em
Animosity – Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms – Alas! No More Z’s
Alec Guinness – Genuine Class
Semolina – Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries – Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point – I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes – That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two – Twelve plus one
Contradiction – Accord not in it
And a real corker:(From Hamlet by Shakespeare)
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
And the grand finale:
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” — Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
And if you have time to spare here is a selection of my Books and reviews
Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Sally and Debby.