Something to ease you into the weekend….which I hope is love and laughter filled
National Pride..
An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, “Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan.” Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, “Car very fast, made in Japan.” When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, “Meter very fast, made in India.”
MIT Graduate Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
Johnny’s Seven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
Last Respects
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say…… LOOK!!! HE’S MOVING!!!!!”
I hope you will be leaving with a smile on your face.. have a great weekend.. thanks for dropping by …Sally.
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Thanks Bee
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Start your weekend with laughter – courtesy of Sally 👍😂
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Thanks for sharing this too Chris…♥♥
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We all need all the humour we can lay our hands on, Sally 😂🤗❤️🤗
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Very true Chris.. the headlines are no longer amusing..x♥♥
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LOL Sally.
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Thanks John..hugsxx
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I like the casket one. I’d go with that.
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Me too Viv..have a good weekend..hugsx
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One is better than the next – from laugh to laugh; thank you, Sally!
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Thanks Dolly just what I like to hear…have a lovely weekend…hugs ♥
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My pleasure, dear Sally! You too have a wonderful weekend.
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Hilarious!!
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Great to hear thank Liz.. have a lovely weekend.. hugsx
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Thanks, Sally, you, too!
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So funny Sal, and the winners for me were: the tile sign, yes!, marriage sign and the hippo LOL Thanks for the laughs ❤ xxx
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Thanks Debby… I have a soft spot for the love is in the air little chap… ♥♥
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These were great! Thanks for the laughs!
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Simple fantastic. Lol Thank you for bringing laughter into the new dark season, Sally!
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Delighted to bring a smile to your face Michael..hugsx
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Thank you for all this funny postings too, Sally! Its good to know where to find em, in need of some laughter.
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Hilarious, Sally – love the note from the wife. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. so pleased you enjoyed…hugsxx
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the poor hippo; people just don’t listen… 🙂
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I know….I will certainly be watching my words if given the opportunity…x
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Shoot! I forgot my permission note. 😎
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Lol.. I am sure the tiles are lovely….xx
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Always stop and read for a smile.
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Great thanks Lucinda and have a lovely weekend..hugsx
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Hilarious, Sally. I loved each one! 🤣
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Great thank you Gwen..delighted to hear it..hugsx
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Good ones, Sally! Thanks for a Saturday chuckle!
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Pleasure Jan.. delighted you enjoyed ♥
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It was the hippo who had me laughing my head off. Thanks, Sally!
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If offered the opportunity in the future I will make sure to annunciate my words very carefully lol..xxx
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Haha! 😅
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thanks for the fun in this post, Sally. I had a great laugh. I’ll share the smiles today!
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Thanks very much Aurora Jean..hugsx
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My pleasure, Sally! ❤
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Weird and wonderful
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Good to hear thanks Rae..x
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