Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
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Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for some jokes from Sally –
Work comparisons.
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work ………..
The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
The third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is colour-coded.”
The fourth surgeon said, “I like technicians…they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..
Stud Fees
Farmer Dan got into his car, drove to the neighbouring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the door.
‘Is yer Dad home?’ Dan demanded.
‘No, sir, he ain’t,’ Eddie replied. ‘He went into town.’
‘Well, then,’ inquired Dan, ‘is yer Mum here?’
‘No, sir, she ain’t here neither. She went into town with Dad.’
‘How about your brother? Is he here?’
‘He went with Mum and Dad,’ explained Eddie patiently.
Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.
‘Is there anything I can do for ya?’ Eddie asked politely. ‘I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.’
‘Well, it’s difficult,’ answered Dan uncomfortably, ‘I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.’
Eddie considered for a moment, ‘You would have to talk to Pa about that,’ he finally conceded. ‘If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges £600 for the bull and £60 for the hog, but I really don’t know how much he gets for Howard.’
Thanks for dropping in today and as always we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…thanks Sally and Debby.
I love your last one, Sally. And Debbie, the wireless door bells is a classic!
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Thanks Viv… time we got another wireless door bell..lol…xx
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I’m right with you there!
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Ding dong, lol 🙂
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I’m with Viv on favourites 😂😂😂
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Hilarious, Sally. I must remember the Farmer Dan joke in case one of my boys ever gets into trouble.
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Lol… I doubt it… xxx
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I love those voices from the kitchen 🙂 Thank you for the smiles girls.
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My vegetables are quite silent too… glad you enjoyed Balroop..hugsx
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Loved these lassies of laughter. Thank you.
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Woof woof.. thanks John..hugsx
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Hahahaha.
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Lol John 🙂
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Sally gave me heat when I moved from Maids of Mirth to Ladies of Laughter. I think I figured out how to keep youth in the mix.
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lol… we are all trying to do that..xx
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Hahaha.
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The social distance support animal, the wireless doorbells and the stud farm were my favourites from a chuckleworthy bunch. Many thanks to both of you.
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Thanks Alex…good to hear you enjoyed..hugsx
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‘Stud Fees’ cracked me up completely. Gotta love a ten year olds perspective on life. Thanks for the laugh, Debby and Sally. 😁
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Glad you enjoyed Soooz..hugsx
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Hi Sally and Debbie, Hilarious – I love that surgeon’s joke, and the social distance animal. Toni x
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Thanks Toni… just what we like to hear..hugsx
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Where do I get my social distance support animal?
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Better get the camping gear out Liz… xxx
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Actually, skunks are quite partial on our back street.
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lol… perhaps start with a young one….easier to house train..xx
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So funny. I’ve had similar doorbells before. Lol. And the stud fee was a riot. 🙂
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Thanks Diana… business is business….xx
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Lol – This time i really cant decide which one is funnier. Thank you Debby, and Sally! Laughter in the early hour does not make the Wednesday sour. 😉 – Sorry, i love rhymes too, but … You understand! :-)) Michael
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Lol Michael. And it’s still Tuesday evening here. 🙂
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Glad to get the day off to a good start Michael…you are up late…hugsxx
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Thanks for the uplifting laughter Sal. I liked the spare parts, lol 🙂 ❤
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Thanks for the funnies Debby, unfortunately I think that they may be a few surgeons like that around! ♥
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Me thinks you are right! Oye! ❤
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I like Eddie trying to make money for his family… 🙂
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Ahahahaha! That door to ‘nowhere’ was great. I’d be worried about trying it in 2020 too!
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Agree Jessica… right now my sense of adventure is on hold with the door firmly shut…xx
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Good ones, ladies! It does the soul good to laugh!
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It does Jan… thank goodness..hugsx
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Love these! Thank you, 😉
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Thanks Olga..hugsx
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