Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.
D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.
Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..
D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon US – And: Amazon UK Blog: D.G. Writes – Goodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads – Twitter: @pokercubster
Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now for some jokes from Sally – with thanks to Duncan Allen.
Keep Smiling…
A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trip to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school, and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got in her car and drove along the route to her child’s school.
As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile.
Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little girl stopping, looking up and smiling. Finally, the mother called over to her child and asked, What are you doing?
The child answered, Smiling. God just keeps taking pictures of me.
A Talking Dog
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the mutt replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The mutt looks up and says, “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”
“I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.”
“So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.”
“Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He’s such a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”
Thanks for dropping in today and I hope you have enjoyed the laughter… Sally and Debby.
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Thanks Chris..♥
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Lol Chris, you’re hysterical. Thanks so much for sharing the laughter 🙂 🙂 xx
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LOL you’re welcome, Debby 🤗❤️🤗
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🙂 🙂
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Thank you for the extra smile wrinkles, Debbie and Sally. The look on those dogs. 😁 From the mouth, wisdom and imagination of babes “God just keeps taking pictures of me.”❤️
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Thanks Erica and as you say the wisdom of babes…♥
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Hi Erica. Happy to contribute to the smile wrinkles, lol. I loved the dogs too. ❤
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That first photo reminds me of my cousin, Little Larry 😂
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I am just not looking in the mirror any more…..xxx♥
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You ladies are like wine, you improve with age, Sally 🤗❤️🤗
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You smooth talker you…♥♥
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😂
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I’m lmao, and not sure if I dare want to know more about ‘little’ Larry LOL 🙂
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😂😂😂
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Love masks are the new bra post!
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So true and I have the crumbs to prove it..lol..x
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Hahahha. Thanks, Sally and Debby. 😁
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Good to hear you laugh John..hugsx
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Absolutely hilarious, ladies. I particularly enjoyed the lying dog. All the best to you both. Hugs
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Thanks William.. glad to pass the laughter along…hugsx
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Happy to add a bright moment to your day William. Hugs 🙂
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Perfect. Lol “What i am capable of!” :-)) Thank you Ladies. Always very appreciated. Michael
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Glad you enjoyed Michael…hugsx
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:-))
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Lol, good to hear Michael. 😉
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🙂 🙂 Women can be cruel. And the “W” at the beginning was a wrong reading. It originally was “omen”. :-))
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lol.. xxx
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Lol, play on words 🙂
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I am still chortling!
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Great Noelle.. I hope you have found a pet friend hotel to stay in for the interim…hugsxx
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I love the little girl whom God takes pictures of. And the dogs and commercial doorbells! Well, enough said.
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lol..thanks Viv..xx
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love the spy dog story 🙂
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A tall or shaggy dog story for sure..x
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Loved the expressions on the ‘doorbell’ dogs and couldn’t choose between God taking photos and the talking dog. Fab!
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Thanks Alex.. I think God taking photos is very sweet…xx
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I read the mask/bra meme to my husband. So true. And Great jokes, Sally. Who wants a talking dog that can’t be believed? Lol.
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Thanks Diana.. and as for that dog..brighter than the owner for sure..xx
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Hi Sally, Hilarious. I couldn’t agree more about the doorbells – I hate those loud noises and beeps in ads, especially when you’re driving. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. I wonder how many have caused an accident….xxx
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Lol Sal, you plucked some of my goodies today. But the little girl story was so touching. ❤ xx
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Thanks for those funnies Debby and you are right, next time there is thunder and lightening I will think of this little girl… ♥♥
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❤ xx
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“Masks are the new bra”…. this!
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lol.. so true..xx
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Ha Ha! What a punch line to the talking dog tale. 🙂 And the mask is the new bra had me giggling. 🙂 Great ones, ladies!
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Thanks very much for sharing.. have a good weekend.
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So funny and soooo true! Thanks, Sally and Debby!
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Thanks Olga..hugsx
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Sally and Debby have outdone themselves with this post!!!
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Thanks Liz..hugsxx
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Thanks for the weekly laughs. Much needed!
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Glad you enjoyed Pamela and thanks for letting me know….x
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