Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra…Friday October 9th – Host Sally Cronin – What do you mean I can’t park here?

Welcome to the laughter lines extra with a few funnies to help get your weekend started…

And some driving jokes to finish things off…..

Lost in translation

An American couple are driving across Canada and they get lost while exploring the prairies. They see a farmer on the side of the road, so the husband pulls over.

“I’ll go ask him where the next town is,” he says as he gets out.

He walks up to the farmer and asks,

“Hey there, can you tell me what the next town is called so my wife and I can find it on our map?”

“Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” the farmer says.

The man walks back to the car and gets in.

“Well honey, where do we go?” his wife asks.

“I don’t know,” the man says, “he doesn’t speak English.”

If it’s good enough for Samson

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test …… and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car” The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

The father responded, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

 

Thanks for dropping in today and I  hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Sally.

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About Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.

My name is Sally Cronin and I am doing what I love.. Writing. Books, short stories, Haiku and blog posts. My previous jobs are only relevant in as much as they have gifted me with a wonderful filing cabinet of memories and experiences which are very useful when putting pen to paper. I move between non-fiction health books and posts and fairy stories, romance and humour. I love variety which is why I called my blog Smorgasbord Invitation and you will find a wide range of subjects. You can find the whole story here. Find out more at https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/about-me/

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