Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 20th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fatbits and Ducks.

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for a joke from Sally.

Watch out for ducks!

Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:
don’t step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
… very tall, dark hair, and muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?”

The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

 

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. Debby and Sally.

 

 

 

42 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 20th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Fatbits and Ducks.

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