Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Some old favourites and a joke or two host Sally Cronin

I was going through my ‘funny’ folders and I am sharing my favourites…..

Starting with undercover agents....

And you do know that they understand every word….don’t you!

And to finish…things that kids say….

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
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The Sunday School Teacher asked, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” Johnny replies, “I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.”
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting! here, He would say, “Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
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My co-worker’s 3-year-old son, Reese: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Howard is His name.” ” Amen”
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A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the
pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
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One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me!” “Pray for me!”
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One particular four-year old prayed, ” And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Mama, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered, “It’s Adam’s suit!”

 

Thanks for dropping in and I hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…have a good weekend…and stay safe… Sally

 

 

25 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – Some old favourites and a joke or two host Sally Cronin

  1. More great laughs! I like Our Father who does art in Heaven
    It reminds me of when I was little. Singing the hymn, Gentle Jesus meek and mild, i thought one line said ‘Pity mice in Plicity’. I always wondered where Plicity was, and why we meeded to pity the mice there.

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