Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 27th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Mastiffs and Lightbulbs

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now for a joke or two from Sally.

Complaints

A man joins a Trappist order and is told that he is allowed to say just two words every five years. After five years he speaks his two words to his superiors. ‘Bed hard’.

He is promised the problem will be looked into.

Another five years pass. This time his two words are ‘Food cold.’

Again his superiors promise to address the issue.

Five years later his two words are, ‘I quit.’ His superiors look at each other wearily.

‘We’re not in the slightest bit surprised. You’ve done nothing but complain for the last fifteen years.

Writers..

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it *have* to be changed?

How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!

 

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face..thanks Debby and Sally.

60 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – October 27th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Mastiffs and Lightbulbs

  1. Some crackers there again today, thanks, Ladies. My favourite has to be the Mastiff though. Reminds me of our Zambia days, when we used to walk down the street with our rather large, lion-coloured Great Dane x Ridgeback, and the locals would take one look at him and cross to the other side of the street, uttering “Eeesh, Simba” before hurrying on their way. 😀

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  2. It’ll be hard to top those! From the brilliant take on the sock situation to the one all hospital patients can identify with, I can’t choose a favourite. And then we have Sally’s truly delicious light bulbs and genres, plus the ungrateful Trappist monk. Great start to my day. xx

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