Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary.
More Work Jokes
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
I never minded going to work, it was the 8-hour wait to go home I couldn’t stand.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
The further away the future is, the better it looks.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
My thanks to Danny for allowing me to raid his Facebook: Danny Kemp
About Daniel Kemp
Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel –The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do?
In May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada, and Australia.
Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning.
He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as –the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live’ television in the UK.
A selection of books by Daniel Kemp
A recent reviews for What Happened in Vienna Jack?
What Happened in Vienna, Jack? is a magnificent story of espionage set in Britain and true to that country, its people and reputation down to the very last detail. Daniel Kemp has certainly rivaled Ian Fleming with his brilliant portrayal of the British government’s secret service and his version of James Bond, in the split form of the older veteran, Jack Price, and the younger and debonair Irishman, Patrick West, who together must solve some deeply hidden mysteries of the past that have never been satisfactorily resolved.
Patrick is the innocent who is identified by his superiors for a specific job and is unwittingly drawn into their spiderweb of lies, confusion and cover-ups. He is an idealistic young man who is keen to stretch his wings and take on the burden of unwinding the muddled threads of the past in an effort to achieve his understanding of justice. His character is complex and interesting as the reader follows his journey from youthful naivety to a gradual realisation that their is no perfect justice or resolution in this world. Men are not perfect and their actions are never performed with any pure intent of either good or evil, but are always a mixture, in varying degrees of both purposes.
Jack Price is highly intelligent and has pulled himself up by his proverbial bootstraps, escaping a hand-to-mouth existence to becoming a leading, albeit controversial, figure in Britain’s intelligence forces. The career limitations imposed on him as a result of his background rankle and influence some of his later decisions resulting in his being manipulated, unknowingly, by others in high places. Jack is determined and dedicated to his cause and has identified Patrick as being a man with the right looks and characteristics to eventually take over from him. Before he makes his exit from his career and life, Jack is intent on solving an old crime from the beginning of world war II. It is unfortunate that some of the information he has is flawed.
The author’s command of English and clever descriptions and depictions make this book a fascinating read although it is not a book you can read without a good measure of concentration. There is a large caste of characters, all of whom add insight into the story and its eventual outcome, so you need to keep your reading wits about you to fully appreciate the intricacies of this complex story.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and will certainly be reading more books by this author
Read the reviews and buy the books also in audio: Amazon UK – And : Amazon US – follow Daniel: Goodreads – Website: Author Danny Kemp – Facebook: Books by Daniel – Twitter:@danielkemp6
Thank you for dropping in today and I hope it has make a good start to your weekend…thanks Sally.
These are so funny, Sally. DAnny has a mind like a razor blade when it comes to seeing human failings and he turns them into such amusing jokes. I never minded going to work, it was the 8-hour wait to go home I couldn’t stand. – so funny!
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PS thanks for sharing my review. I really enjoy Danny’s books and have another on my audio book TBR. I’ve managed to grow that one to over 100 books too.
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Pleasure Robbie and wow.. I couldn’t handle another TBR right now, David only uses audio and has done for the last ten years and loves it as he can work, walk and drive listening to them..xx
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Thanks Robbie.. I enjoy foraging in Danny’s timeline for the funnies and get stuck there for hours sometimes…xx
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These were great! Many thanks to both of you. Cheers.
Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Thanks William.. happy it made you laugh..hugsx
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Love it!!
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Thanks Jennie..xx
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You’re welcome, Sally.
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Ahahahaha! Some good yucks here 🙂
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Lol.. good to hear..xx
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Lol – Some are very wicked. Thank you Daniel, and Sally!
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Glad you enjoyed Michael.. have a great weekend..hugs
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Have a beautiful weekend too, Sally! Enjoy celebrating the traditions of the Celts. They were here too, but it seems not in a sustainable way. 😉
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I like the gap in the resume.
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There will be a few of those I am afraid this year…xx
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LOL Sally and Danny
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Glad to get your weekend off to a good start John..hugsx
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So true.
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hugsxx
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Reblogged this on Daniel Kemp and commented:
Join me, Sally Cronin, and friends for a Friday night of laughs and smiles.
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Thank you sooooooooo much, Sally, and all who left a comment. Laughter is contagious and who knows where this might end. Perhaps we can spread a smile on faces unaccustomed to smile at the moment. Let’s hope we can.
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Thanks for letting me forward your great finds from Facebook Danny.. they certainly cheer me up.. hugsx
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG, just what I needed. Cracked me right up especially the English teacher, marriage dinner guest and the orgy. Extremely hilarioussss! Hugs ❤
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Yes, I are laughing!
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I is too…xxx
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😀 😀 😀
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I like the eight-hour wait line…
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Love ’em! And I hope you, Sally – and Danny – won’t mind if I share these with friends on a group I belong to. Thanks in advance. XX 😀
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Of course not laughter should be shared…hugsxx
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Fantastic! Now I know why dinosaurs are extinct and why B & Q changed name. I am looking forward to the end of pandemic, thank you!
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lol… enjoy passing these pearls of wisdom along…have a lovely weekend Dolly…hugsx
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You too, dear Sally.
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