Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – November 10th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Shopping wear and Butlers

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAnd: Amazon UK    Blog: D.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

And now a joke or two from Sally

Butlers.

The Lady of the Manor was becoming irritated at Jeeve’s habit of walking into her bedroom without knocking. She took him to task.

‘It would be very embarrassing if I were in a state of undress,’ she pointed out.

‘No need to worry about that, m’Lady,’ he said. ‘I always peek through the keyhole first.’

A few days later….

This was not the last time that her Ladyship had call to have words with her butler. A few days later she called him to her bedroom.

‘Jeeves, please unzip my dress.’ Clearly embarrassed he did so.

‘Now, take off my stockings.’ Jeeves was now visibly perspiring.

‘And now take off my underwear… And if I every catch you wearing my clothes again I will immediately dismiss you!’

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.

35 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – November 10th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Shopping wear and Butlers

  1. Delicious! And I didn’t see that last punchline coming! Debby’s last one reminded me of a clip I saw of teenagers trying to use an old phone – it comes up on youtube under:
    Hilarious video show 17 year old teenagers baffled by rotary phone
    I laughed until I cried.

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