Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – November 12th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Plastic bags and one liners

Firstly, with the results of sleuthing on the Internet are some funnies from Debby Gies followed by some jokes from Sally.

D.G. Writes is where you will find an archive full of wonderful posts across several subjects including writing tips, social issues and book reviews.

Thanks to Debby for finding these treasures… please give her a round of applause..

D. G. Kaye – Buy: Amazon USAndAmazon UK    BlogD.G. WritesGoodreads: D.G. Kaye on Goodreads –  Twitter: @pokercubster

Check out Debby’s series here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

And now a joke or two from Sally

A few one liners

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I’m reading a book about antigravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro… What a rip off!

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

 

Thanks for dropping in today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.

41 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – November 12th 2020 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Plastic bags and one liners

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  2. The van is priceless, and the one at the supermarket is so true! Of course, here we have to wear the mask anyway, so we couldn’t lick the fingers even if we wanted to (trying to put plastic gloves on is even worse)! And those one-liners… I would add them to proficiency English tests. They both test language and sense of humour! Thanks, Sally and Debby!

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