I have been delving into the Christmas Laughter Lines archives for the last two years since Debby Gies began co-hosting the funnies…I hope you will enjoy the rerun..
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Now something festive from Sally.
Christmas Shopping
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
That’s all for today folks.. back again next week…thanks Debby and Sally.
I love your perfume man, Sally! Absolutely correct!
Debbie, I love the elf on the shelf and the doggie seeing when you’ve got snacks.
They’re all great laughs, though.
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Thanks Viv…glad you enjoyed…xx
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Happy to bring the smiles Viv. Got snacks? Lol 🙂
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I find these articles so cheering – it’s wonderful to feel your face breaking into a smile.
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Thanks Barbara.. they are fun to do..hugs
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A mirror reveals a lot of ugly truths.
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Lol he had that coming… and at least it proved the customer was right.. xx
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True dat! 🙂
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Thank you both, for the greater laughter, i also had with the Elvis joke, and the “elves on the shelves” :-)) Michael
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Personally a little Elvis at Christmas would be preferable to some pesky elves lol..xxx
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🙂
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We’re happy to keep the smiles coming Michael. 🙂
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Thank you, Debby! Another great collection. I love it, and you both too, :-))
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Aw shucks Michael. We do appreciate your visits. Hugs xx
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Thank you for your kindness, Debby! Enjoy your weekend! Michael
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Tom shops like I do..
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thrifty..xx
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that’s a nice way of putting it 🙂
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The Elf on a Shelf meme cracked me up. Lol. Good dogs!
And the joke was perfect What a comeback. Thanks Debby and Sally for the laughs.
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Thanks Diana…loved those two dogs..xx
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Thanks Diana. The dogs are always hilarious. Glad you enjoyed. ❤
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Lol, Ladies! Smart clerk, Sally. She showed him something cheap alright. 🙂
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I know..I am with her all the way..♥
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The dog memes got laughs-out-loud, particularly the German Shepherd’s comment.
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They are natural comedians, especially when humans put the words into their mouths…xxx
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😀
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“if someone comments on your weight…eat them” — ahahahaha! I’m SO using this!
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I have already Jessica.. that is the last time that Gingerbread man insults me…♥
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Lol, loved the mirror joke Sal, also wonder where we can even get a bottle for $50 bucks these days, lol! ❤
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True.. lol..a dab of frankincense and I am good to go these days…♥
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LOL ❤
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I’ll trade Elvis for Elves, Sally. For perfume, I know why the salesperson didn’t start with Dior Poison. ❤
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Me too Miriam…lol. and if I had been her I would have been tempted…♥
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Another great collection! Hilarious 🤣
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Glad you enjoyed Gwen..hugsxx
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Sally, I posted a review of your latest book Life is Like a Bowl of Cherries on my blog today. All the best for a happy holiday season. 🙂
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