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Now something from Sally.
And I know how popular my traditional family recipe is so here it is again…
Besht Cishmash Reshippy.
- 1 Cup butter
- 1 Cup Sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 1 Cup dried fruit
- 1 Teaspoon baking powder
- 1 Teaspoon baking soda
- 1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
- 1 Cup brown sugar
- 1 Cup nuts
- 1 or 2 quarts of aged whisky
Before you begin, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good isn’t it?
Select a large mixing bowl and a measuring cup. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be absolutely sure, pour a large glass and drink as fast as you can.
Repeat
With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it again. Meanwhile at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixy hasn’t gone bad while you weren’t looking. Open second quart if nestessazy.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat until high, If druit gest shtuck in peaters, just pry the monsters loosh with a drewscriver.
Example the whiksty again, shecking confistancy, then shitf 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever, like anyone gifts a shplit.
Chample the whitchey shum more.
Shitfin shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nusts. Add 100 babblspoons of brown booger or whushever’s closhest and mix well. Greash ubben and turn the caky tin to 350 decrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washing machine and set on sinch shycle.
Cheque dat whixney wunsh more and pash out.
Thank you for joining us today and have a wonderful Christmas.. stay safe and see you next week. Debby and Sally
Winners: 12 Days of the Pandemic and Sally’s recipe!
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Thanks Jacqui… Have a lovely day tomorrow..xxx
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That’s quite a recipe! (I think I’ll pass, though.)
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Lol… probably best..xxx
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Thank you for starting my Christmas Day off with a good chuckle! I’m still grinding at Frankenstein!!! 😂 I hope your Holiday season is joyous, peaceful, and safe. ❤
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Glad to get it off to a good start Soooz…Merry Christmas..hugsx
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Merry Christmas Soooz. Lol on the Frankenstein/sense 🙂 xx
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I love Sally’s recipe. And the flat and the 12 days of pandemic! Thanks for the giggles, Saly and Debbie.
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Great thanks Viv and have a lovely day tomorrow..hugsx
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And you, Sally.
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Merry Christmas Viv! 🙂
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Merry Christmas, Debby
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What happened there? I swear I wrote Merry Christmas properly! And spelled Debbie correctly.
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you did Viv I have changed the Christmas now and . it is Debby with a y…so you got it right..xx
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Lol, you did – on both counts 🙂
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That title had me laughing even before I got the website open!
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Thanks Jemima…have a lovely Christmas hugsxx
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Love, love the chuckles these posts evoke. Thank you for brightening my Christmas eve. 🎄💗🎄
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Very happy to hear that Gwen.. we enjoy putting them together…hugs xx♥
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LOL Sal, thanks for plucking the goodies. And what would Christmas at the Smorgasbord be with out the Besht Cishmash Reshippy! Classic! Merry Merry to everyone! ❤ xx
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Quite Debby a treasured family reshippy…♥♥
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Lol still love it! ❤ xx
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Merry Christmas, Sally!
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You too Jim.. x
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LOL Debby and Sally. Happy Holidays to you both.
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Thank you John and to you too..hugsx
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Thank you John. Wishing you the same 🙂
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Tanti auguri, Buon Natale, ❤
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Grazie Laura, Happy Christmas..♥
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These are awesome, Merry Christmas Sally and thanks for the laugh.
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Thank you Carla and have a wonderful day..x
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:-)) With the seatbelt. Lol
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xxx
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Lots of giggles ..Happy Christmas, Ladies xx
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Thanks Carol…hope your lunch out was wonderful ♥
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