Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
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Now something from Sally.
Little Blue Pills
Michael O’Riley and his wife both in their 80s arrive at the doctor’s office and sit across the desk from him holding hands.
“You are both looking fine, how can I help you today?”
Michael smiles shyly at him…
“Well Doctor, you see, I have heard that them little blue pills that are available on the health service might help Mary and I improve our love life.”
Slightly taken aback the doctor regarded the eager couple for a moment or two..
“Well Michael, you see, you have a heart condition and those pills now, could cause you a dreadful problem in that department, so I don’t think that it would be a good idea.”
“Well Doctor, said Mary, “Do you think we might give them a try just once or twice and see if they work or not?”
Reluctantly the doctor wrote out a prescription for 12 pills but with very strict instructions.
“You are to only take every other day.. So, Take Monday, skip Tuesday, take Wednesday, skip Thursday, take Friday, skip Saturday and take Sunday.
“Right you are doctor and thank you.” The couple went on the way happily clasping the prescription.
Three weeks later Mary comes to see the doctor and tearfully tells him that Michael has expired.
“Oh jeez, was it the pills? Did Michael take them as I prescribed?
“Of course doctor, just as you told us. Take Monday, skip Tuesday, take Wednesday, skip Thursday, take Friday, skip Saturday and take Sunday.
“Then what killed him Mary?”
“It was the skipping”.
Thanks for dropping in to see us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.
Love your skipping, Sally! I always said too much exercise is bad or you. :-))
And Debby, I love the kitchen Roomba.
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Thanks Viv… lol glad you enjoyed…hugsx
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LOL, the Roomba is my fav too! 🙂
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Bahahaha…
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I hope that was not coffee being spilt…
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That would be caffeine abuse…
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Lol love these especially the skipping 💜
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The wireless doorbells on their chargers is a beauty, and I loved the skiping, too! Many thanks xx
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Thanks Trish and time we had a couple of those wireless doorbells again…hugsx
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Thanks Trish, happy to entertain 🙂 xx
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LOL! So funny!
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Thanks Mary Anne..hugsx
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lol … Those wireless doorbells abound in our pet rescue household. These are all so good, can’t pick a favorite this week. Thank you as always for the laughter. 😁
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I envy you Soooz… we need to get our doorbells in place… glad you enjoyed….hugsx
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Happy to bring the smiles Soooz ❤
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The Maids of Myrth strike again. LOL
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Thanks John and for your support from the audience…hugsx
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Thanks John. We’re happy to keep our good standing with you, lol 🙂
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Lol, thanks for the smiles to lighten my day, Debby and Sally 🙂
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Delighted you enjoyed Jacquie..hugsx
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Our pleasure Jacquie, we’re delighted to entertain ❤
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🤣 That Yellow lab next to the refrigerator looks just like my dog. It’s one of her favorite places to hand out, too.
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LOL Pete, that dog is adorable. Now, does your dog work like a Roomba? LOL 🙂
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I am sure an ideal observational platform for falling food particles… xx
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Great laughs, ladies, especially the big surprise – skipping. Hugs
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LOL Will, happy to bring the smiles, and please do be careful when you skip! LOL, thanks for sharing too. Hugs xx
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Glad you enjoyed William…thanks for sharing on Tumblr..hugsxx
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Lol. My favorite memes were the charging doorbells and the Roomba. Ha ha. It took me a second to get the skipping joke (duh), but I did! Thanks for the laughs, Debby and Sally. :-).
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LOLLLLLLLL Diana! Ya, the Roomba cracked me up when I first saw it, had to send directly to Sally lol 🙂 xx
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Thanks Diana.. at least he was getting his daily exercise….not quite the ones he intended..xx
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I guess it can be deadly to take things so literally sometimes…
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It certainly can Jim! Lol 🙂
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Very …lol..x
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Lol, the poor man Sal! At least the poor guy had a couple of ‘odd’ days before he croaked LOL. Thanks Sal ❤ xx
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love it.. poor guy as you say…lol..♥♥
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Crack me up! 🙂 ❤
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I have one of those Roombas!
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Lol Liz, I’ve been waiting for someone to admit it! 🙂 x
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I have no shame. (Neither does the dog.) 🙂
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LOL 🙂
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I love watching the cats ride them…are they as efficient as they say? The Roombas I mean not the cats lol..xx
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I was referring to the dog performing the role of Roomba! He’s not particuarly efficient.
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Okay got it lol.. xx
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Lol – The first images paints the situation of Ollie, as an Sharpei meeting all the others in Beetley. 😉 Thank you for sharing great laughter, Debby and Sally!
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It does you are right Michael.. glad you enjoyed.. hope your snow has stopped..hugsx
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It has, after i had got a routine in cleaning the ways. 😉
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I have a roomba and a wireless doorbell…as for skipping ..thank you for making me smile today x
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You are very lucky Carol to have the combination feature lol…hugsx
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I know.. He is a great deterrent so deserves a bit of cheese now and again.. Hugs xx
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Quite obviously skipping can be very dangerous. 🙂 Thanks for the chuckles, ladies!
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Lol..no kidding…♥
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These are very good, ladies.
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Thanks Robbie..♥
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Hahaha, these were great, ladies 🙂
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Thanks Jessica…we do love to hear that..hugsx
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I like the new kitchen Roomba. My Pyshka just enjoys riding on top of one; nothing productive from this girl!
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It always cracks me up when I see cats riding those things.. they look so aristocratic…hugsx
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Sure, and like true aristocrats, they never do anything productive. LOL
Hugs right back to you, dear Sally.
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I can’t stop laughing at the kitchen Roomba!!
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I think there a number of models available lol..hugsx
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