At the weekends I will be sharing some of the stories from my collections and also new stories that have not been published before… I hope you will enjoy.
Theresa – The Checkout
‘Come on let’s whip into that lane over there.’
‘No, I am fine here, look the line is moving already.’
‘Are you kidding me?’ He glared at her in frustration. ‘We are going to be here till Christmas at this rate and the game starts in twenty minutes.’
She shrugged her shoulders. ‘It’s only football for goodness sake, just be patient.’
‘Patient, patient!’ Hands in pockets he made a face.
‘I came shopping with you didn’t I? He put a hand on her shoulder.
‘Come on Theresa, please we only have three items and that line is much shorter.’
She shrugged his hand off and took a deep breath.
‘She doesn’t like me.’
‘Who doesn’t like you?’
‘The woman in that checkout.’
‘Excuse me!’ He looked at her in disbelief. ‘What are you talking about?’
I have been through that checkout several times when I was in a hurry and each time she has made rude comments.’
‘Love, you’re losing it babe, big time.’ She glared at him.
‘Okay last time I went through that checkout with a pizza and ice-cream; she said that she could see why I was fat.’
‘You must have imagined it doll.’ Laughingly he grabbed her waist fondly. ‘I love every inch of you and you are not fat just cuddly.’
‘Alright, I’ll prove it to you.’ She turned and stomped off to the now empty check-out and waved the first item, which happened to be a packet of fish fingers, under the scanner.
A slightly metallic female voice spat out of the speaker. ‘Oh my, still picking the fat options I see.’
Theresa turned to her husband and gave him a glare…. ‘Well, do you believe me now?’
‘It must be a wind up… Candid Camera or one of those stupid programmes. Put another item through.’
Theresa put the two other items under the scanner one by one. The voice smugly pronounced. ‘That will be four pounds and eleven pence and half a stone madam.’
Fuming Theresa put her debit card into the reader and completed the transaction. She threw the offending items into her bag for life.
‘Okay Theresa let me have a go.’ Her husband picked up some gum from the stand next to the checkout and passed it under the scanner.
‘Hello handsome,’ spoke a silky sexy voice. ‘What are you doing for the rest of my life?’
©Sally Cronin 2015
I hope that you have enjoyed this story and as always look forward to your feedback. Thanks Sally
My latest short story collection is Life is Like a Bowl of Cherries: Sometimes Bitter, Sometimes Sweet.
About the collection
Life is Like a Bowl of Cherries: Sometimes Bitter, Sometimes Sweet is a collection of short stories with scattered poetry, reflecting the complexities of life, love and loss.
The stories in the collection dip into the lives of men and women who are faced with an ‘event’ that is challenging and in some cases life changing.
Even something as straightforward as grocery shopping online can be frustrating, and a DNA test produces surprise results, the past reaches out to embrace the present, and a gardening assistant is an unlikely grief counsellor. Romance is not always for the faint-hearted and you are never too old for love. Random acts of kindness have far reaching consequences and some people discover they are on a lucky streak. There are those watching over us who wish us well, and those in our lives who wish us harm.
One of the recent reviews for the collection
I always enjoy a good short story and have been known to write a few myself. I guess you would call me a particular guy when it comes to short stories. I generally am turned off if I can detect that there will be some cute, contrived ending designed to bring the reader to tears. You know the type. Husband and wife fall on hard times. She sells her hair to buy him a watch fob. He sells his watch to buy her a comb. Wait, that is an O’Henry story. Well, anyway, you get the idea. The stories in Life is Like a Bowl of Cherries has no such contrived circumstances.
These are stories from the heart. They are about some people you come to care about what happens to them. There are also stories of people who you get the feeling need a karma hit. In each case, Ms. Cronin does an excellent job developing circumstances that are just right for both.
I liked the fact that the book has convenient headings. In this way, the stories are all grouped into Technology, Connections, Winning Streak, Animal Magic, and Falling in and Out of Love. These headings alone will give the reader an idea of the kinds of stories in the book. Suffice it to say, there is a wide range of stories that should appeal to everyone.
I thoroughly enjoyed these stories and highly recommend the book to anyone who enjoys reading well-written work.
You can find out about my other books and their most recent reviews: Sally’s books and reviews 2019/2021