Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
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Now something from Sally’s Archives
Some more one liners…
- Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.
- Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ”Pint please, and one for the road.”
- I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘Have you got anything for wind?’ So he gave me a kite.
- My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
- I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ”He’s trying to pull a fast one”.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
- A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ”I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”
- Slept like a log last night…….. Woke up in the fireplace.
- A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ”Is this some kind of joke?”
- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here”
Thanks for visiting us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face.. thanks Debby and Sally.
Hee hee. I’ve actually searched frantically for my phone while talking on my phone. Duh. Lol.
And I loved the kite joke and camouflaged trousers. Too funny. Great fun, Sally and Debby. You started my morning with a laugh.
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I am guilty of the phone thing and looking for my glasses when they are on the top of my head.. it is what it is…lol..xx
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Oh, yeah… the glasses. I did that yesterday. It makes me laugh.
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Looking for glass on my head is my specialty 🙂 Just sayin ❤
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Still things could be worse, we always know where the glass with the marg..is..♥
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Always! But so much more fun with company ❤
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true ♥
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Glad to start your day off right Diana ❤
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Snaccident. A perfect new word!
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To be applied around any over indulgence of chocolate..xx
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Or perhaps potato chips…
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yub…that will do..xx
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I love every single one of both Sally’s and Debby’s.
But I would also like to talk to the manager about cancelling my subscription to adulthood!
And the phone one reminds me of my mother-in-law. She asked me to help her find her false teeth. After searching, I looked at her and said, “What have you got in your mouth?”
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oh no how funny Viv.. lol.. thank goodness they were at least within reach….and I will send the manager over to you when I have finished with him..hugsx
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Thanks, Sally. I’ll look out for him.
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LOL Viv. Yes, I’m still waiting for my rebate for subscribing to adulthood LOL 🙂
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Hi Sally and Debbie, I have yet to try Nutella….after seeing this child relishing Nutella….on my have to list. Thank you for my smiles!
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lol.. I have not had for a while but makes a great filling for a sponge cake, great on toast and obviously by the spoonful or fistful…xxx
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Lol Erica. I haven’t had Nutella since I was a kid. My younger siblings were the culprits with that stuff. Me, I prefer my chocolate just as it is, not on bread 🙂 xx
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Loved these! Thanks for the smiles.
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Glad you enjoyed Anneli..hugsx
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Tom Jones syndrome! = Groan, rapidly followed by a sudden urge to eat Nutella. Loved these! Thank you, Debbie and Sally. 😁
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Happy to increase the sales of Nutella and the groans Soooz..xxx
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Lol Soooz, can’t go wrong with Tom Jones or Nutella 🙂 x
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👍 xox
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I’m not sure how much of an accident it was eating that jar of nutella… 🙂
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She looks a bit conniving to me lol…xx
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my thoughts exactly 🙂
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lol…xx
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I’d have to guess zero chance LOL 🙂
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that’s a good guess… 🙂
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Doctor’s kite cracked me up Sally! Thanks for the smiles.
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Thanks Balroop…poor guy lol..hugsx
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The sad thing is, my hair actually looks like that, lol
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Oh no, not you too Jacquie? LOL 🙂
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Another good set, Maids of Mirth.
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Thanks Jesting John…xxx
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Jesting John. I like it. 😁
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Thank you our great cheerleader 🙂
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I don’t know where the two of you find these but they’re brilliant and always, always make me smile. Many thanks! xx
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Lol Trish, no need to give away our secrets. Just good to hear they are working 🙂 xx
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Debby is an eagle eyed forager Trish… always comes up with the best..hugsx
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Aw shucks Sal. We won’t mention the goodies you slide in yourself. Ya. My eagle-eye is sharp. 🙂 ❤
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Thanks Trish…we enjoy the cohorting..lol.. ♥
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LOL Sal, thanks for sharing my picks and loved Tom Jones and the last one – the sandwich. 🙂 🙂 ❤
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Grateful for the funnies Debby and you wonder about the people who make those one liners up…where do they find the time..♥
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Lollllllllllllllllll ❤
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. Love the sandwich joke. Toni x
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Thanks Toni.. corny as hell..hugsx
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Ooh, double-fisting the Nutella! That’s intense!!!
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The only way to go lol..xx
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Oh man, those one-liners are all DAD JOKES!
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I know BAD…xxx
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I’ve used them in this month’s newsletter at our retirement village! I’m sure they’ll go down well 🙂
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Terrific Jessica…you can’t go wrong with some laughter..hugsx
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You did it again, ladies. These were hilarious and I liked them all. Hugs
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Thanks very much William… it may not cure everything but a laugh a day goes a long way..hugsx
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Here’s to National Wine Day all year! Hahaha!!
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With you on that Jennie lol..xx
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Yay for National Wine Day!! Hahahaha to the one-liners. Thank you, ladies.
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Always happy to raise a glass Miriam..hugsx
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Who could resist that… thanks, Sally. ❤
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Looks like I got a late start on National Wine Day; I better catch up by celebrating right away! And I successfully cancelled my adulting long time ago.
Funny one-liners too.
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Cheers Dolly and quite a few cancelled memberships by the sound of it lol…hugsxxx
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HUgs right back to you, dear Sally!
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I don’t drink wine, but otherwise, all the rest of Debby’s selection apply to me to a T. And love the one-liners, Sally!:)
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Thanks Olga… substitute preference I think in this case..hugsx
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Thank you.
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Thanks Pamela..xx
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