Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 9th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Kibbles and Wishful Thinking

Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord  D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally.

The perils of aging…

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well, you’ll love this one….

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.

‘Yes. Yes, I did.’ he gleamed with pride.

‘When did you graduate?’ I asked.

He answered, ‘In 1967. Why do you ask?’

‘You were in my class!’ I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, grey-haired man asked, ‘What did you teach?’


Wishful Thinking

A 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office.

“Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”

“Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think you’re ‘sex drive’ is
all in your head?”

“You’re damned right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it


Thanks for dropping in to see us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.

87 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 9th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Kibbles and Wishful Thinking

  1. 2 seconds. That’s what it took me. 2 seconds to get that last joke. Don’t know why it took me so long to howl with laughter.
    A fabulous selection there ladies, thank you. But I think that sumptuous meal has to take the biscuit!
    😀 😀 😀

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  2. So FUNNY. I cracked up at the ice cubes, but then “Puerto Backyarda and Los Livingroom” came up. LOL. And great joke about age, Sally. Probably a few of us have experienced that confusion… since we’re all still 22 on the inside. 🙂

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  3. Okay. First of all, thanks for picking out some of my most favorites Sal. Second, I am still literally laughing out loud. I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time. Thanks for the lift. Sal, that joke is hysterical!!!!!! Ouch! Lmaoooooooo ❤ xxx

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