Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 16th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores The Realms of Relationships 2021

Now something from Sally

I have found a few more examples of exam answers failing the grade….

What is Vacuum?

Something my mother says I should do more often.

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What are the characteristics of crude oil?

Coarse and rude.

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What is a six-sided polygon known as?

An empty cage.

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What is a fibula?

A little lie.

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What is a vibration?

There are good vibrations and bad vibrations, they were discovered in the 1960s.

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How do you change centimetres to metres?

Take out the centi…

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What do you think is the answer to overpopulation? Support your argument with examples.

The Hunger Games.

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Imagine you lived in the time of Abraham Lincoln. What would say to him or ask him?

I’d tell  him not to go to a theatre play ever!

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What is the highest frequency noise a human can register?

Mariah Carey.

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Thanks for joining us to day and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.

44 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 16th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin

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