Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
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Now something from Sally
I have found a few more examples of exam answers failing the grade….
What is Vacuum?
Something my mother says I should do more often.
What are the characteristics of crude oil?
Coarse and rude.
What is a six-sided polygon known as?
An empty cage.
What is a fibula?
A little lie.
What is a vibration?
There are good vibrations and bad vibrations, they were discovered in the 1960s.
How do you change centimetres to metres?
Take out the centi…
What do you think is the answer to overpopulation? Support your argument with examples.
The Hunger Games.
Imagine you lived in the time of Abraham Lincoln. What would say to him or ask him?
I’d tell him not to go to a theatre play ever!
What is the highest frequency noise a human can register?
Thanks for joining us to day and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.