Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 18th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Vows and Good Deeds

Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.

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Now something from Sally

No good deed….

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the morning!”

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it is 3 o’clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife.

“Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing!” replies the drunk.

 

Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.

42 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – February 18th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Vows and Good Deeds

  1. What a selfie. Lol I am sure Lucie will not have very fun with elder people having to classes on. Cuddling the ear alone can not be amazing. 😉 More and more i think this advice playing dumb is real. Thank you for another barrel of laughter, Debby and Sally!

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