Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – February 2021 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Flying first class and Shakespeare insults

Author Daniel Kemp entertains us again with his funnies from: Danny Kemp  .. Always a place to find funnies and jokes to cheer you up… plus some satirical political commentary on politicians at home and abroad.

And finally…..

A man has two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final.

As he sits down, another chap comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No”………, he says,………….. “the seat is empty.”

“This is incredible!” he said, “who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final,…………..the biggest sporting event of the year,……………….. and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me”…. he replied……………………….” My wife was supposed to come with me ….. but she has passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”

“Oh… I’m so sorry to hear that……. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”

“No,” he says shaking his head… ………” they’re all at her funeral”.

My thanks to Danny for allowing me to raid his Facebook: Danny Kemp

About Daniel Kemp

Daniel Kemp, ex-London police officer, mini-cab business owner, pub tenant and licensed London taxi driver never planned to be a writer, but after his first novel –The Desolate Garden — was under a paid option to become a $30 million film for five years until distribution became an insurmountable problem for the production company what else could he do?

In May 2018 his book What Happened In Vienna, Jack? became a number one bestseller on four separate Amazon sites: America, UK, Canada, and Australia.

Although it’s true to say that he mainly concentrates on what he knows best; murders laced by the mystery involving spies, his diverse experience of life shows in the short stories he writes, namely: Why? A Complicated Love, and the intriguing story titled The Story That Had No Beginning.

He is the recipient of rave reviews from a prestigious Manhattan publication, been described as –the new Graham Green — by a managerial employee of Waterstones Books, for whom he did a countrywide tour of signing events, and he has appeared on ‘live’ television in the UK.

A selection of books by Daniel Kemp

Read the reviews and buy the books also in audio: Amazon UK – And : Amazon US – follow Daniel: Goodreads – Website: Author Danny Kemp – Facebook: Books by Daniel – Twitter:@danielkemp6

Thanks for visiting and I know Danny would love your feedback..Have a good weekend…Sally

 

 

 

58 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines Extra – February 2021 – Another Open Mic Night with author Daniel Kemp – Flying first class and Shakespeare insults

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  2. I was feeling particularly down tonight (lockdown blues) and feel much better now – loved the FA cup final. It first did the found when I was young but it was a golf course, and the guy removes his hat as a funeral drives past. Wonderful – please keep them coming Danny, we need all the laughter we can get these days.

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