Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
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Now something from Sally
Husband Mart
A store that introduces women to potential husbands has just opened, so a fastidious single woman paid it a visit. She discovered that the store has 6 floors, and the further up the men are placed, the more positive attributes they have. But there’s a catch: as you enter any floor, you can choose a man from that floor, but if you go upstairs, you cannot go back down except to exit the building (and you can’t go back in, either). At the main entrance, there’s a sign that reads: “Ground floor – These men have jobs.” The woman read the sign and said to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s upstairs!” So up she went.
The next sign reads: “Floor 1 – The men here have jobs and love kids. “Great,”, she thought, “but I wonder…” And up she went again.
The men on the second floor “… have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm, better still,” she thought. “but there are still three more floors!”
The next sign reads: “Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.”. “Wow!” exclaimed the woman, “very tempting, but there must be more further up!” Again she tackled the stairs.
“Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, my! What else could a woman want? What is – what can be – on offer on the top floor?!”
So she passed yet again on picking a man there. The top floor sign reads: “… You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.”
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.
Thanks for the chuckles!
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Our pleasure Dorothy..hugsx
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Very good ladies. The women are impossible to please joke is very good.
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Thanks Robbie.. probably not far from the truth lol..xx
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That was my favorite, too!
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I loved it too Robbie 🙂 x
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Another fun one, Sally and Debby. I love the collection! Thank you. 🤣
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Thanks Gwen.. delighted we made you smile..hugsx
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Happy to bring the smiles Gwen. 🙂 x
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Absolutely hilarious, ladies. Thanks for the laughs. Hugs
Reblogged on Improvisation – “The Art of Living”
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Happy to send them your way William and thanks for sharing on tumblr..hugsxx
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Thanks William, so glad you enjoyed. And thanks for sharing 🙂 x
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Yea!!!
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Glad you enjoyed..xx
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Another rib-tickling selection – many thanks!
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thanks Trish..hugsx
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Lol I love the plant based food, and will take this next time as the best excuse i can have. 😉
Ladies, some of your jokes are sometimes really wicked! Lol Thank you, enjoy your evening! Michael
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Thanks Michael… and a little wickedness is a good thing..xxxhugsx
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Whom you say, Sally! Lol xxx
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lol..hugsx
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That would be us Michael, lol 🙂
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:-))
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Take a bow, Sally and Debby. Fun stuff.
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Thanks John.. just what we needed to hear..hugsxxx
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Yay, thanks John. 🙂
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😊
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LOL. I love the meme about the Pacific Ocean. So true! And the man mart. Hee hee. That was hilarious, and cruel!
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But true for so many lol.. hugsxx♥
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Lol Diana. I’m not greedy. I’d have stopped at two. ❤
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Thank you for brightening my day, ladies!
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Our pleasure Dolly..hugsx
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HUgs right back to you, dear Sally.
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Our job is done! 🙂
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And an excellent job it was!
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♥
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Thanks 🙂
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The pleasure is mine, dear Debby!
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🙂
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Lolllllllll, I loved Husband Mart! And as a woman, I tend to agree, if someone needed to go past floor 2, they deserved what they didn’t get. 🙂 Great edition Sal. ❤ xx
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Thanks for the funnies Debby and I do wonder about people who have four or five husbands and how many floors they visited? hugs ♥♥
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Lol Sal ❤ xx
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Loved this, as usual, ladies – especially the cataract joke. Toni x
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Lol glad you enjoyed Toni 🙂 xx
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Thanks Toni.. one of my favourites too..hugs xxx
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loved the surgery and the pilot one. and I wonder what the floors would be like in a a wife mart…
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Thanks Jim and I am not sure I want to know lol..xx
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I wonder if men and women would order the floors differently in such a store…
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I think it might depend on the selling points lol.xx
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🙂
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Looks like the cataract surgery worked.😊
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Lol…x
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Thanks for the giggles ladies. It so true about getting older. Have to do something about my weight gain!
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Thanks Marje glad it gave you the giggles..and that extra weight would be the added layer of wisdom we carry lol…xx
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If only Sally, i reckon I might lose some when my daughter goes back to Uni to complete her teacher first year training. I’ve been eating more than normal since she’s been here!
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A good excuse then Marje and to be honest better to come out of this last year with a few pounds extra and be healthy…♥
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Absolutely,much more important. Stay safe and well. Marje x
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Great laughs as usual. Thank you both for the entertainment. 🙂
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Thanks Danny and enjoy the rest of the week..hugsx
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Plenty to smile about after my day…fruit salad and cataracts….Thank you, Ladies xxx
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Good to hear Carol…hugs xxx
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Yeah, it seems like an impossible dream that I somehow managed to stay out dancing all night, on top of working three jobs LOL!
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I remember it well Willow… managing on three hours sleep.. but such fun..xx
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The husband mart had me cackling, Sally! Great ones, ladies!
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Thanks Jan.. I think I have met a couple of the top floor shoppers.. they usually like other women’s husbands who are already trained lol..xx
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So funny!!
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Good to hear thanks Jennie ♥
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You’re welcome, Sally!
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