Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
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Now something from Sally.
A learning curve.
A customer at Morris’ Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Morris, what makes you so smart?”
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Morris replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
“You sell them here?” the customer asks.
“Only $4 apiece,” says Morris.
The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
“You didn’t eat enough,” says Morris.
The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
“Hey, Morris,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece, when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2…You’re ripping me off!”
“You see?” says Morris. “You’re smarter already.”
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.
I love the “The Woodpecker might have to go!” Hilarious! Fun post!
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Glad you enjoyed, just what we like to hear…hugsx
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Hilarious. I love Debby’s woodpecker one, and the masks, and Sally’s fish head one is really funny.
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Thanks Viv.. gotta keep learning..hugsx
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Happy to keep bring the smiles Viv 🙂
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The one about online deliveries was very funny but also a tad sinister! Loved the fish heads xx
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lol I have just checked my bathroom and Facebook keeps sending me ads for chairlifts…hugsx
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Yep! Very funny/pretty sinister! xx
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Send me one! LOL 🙂 xx
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Glad you enjoyed Trish ❤
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The woodpecker and the fish heads got me, Debby and Sally. In fact, they are all funny. Many thanks. Hugs
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Good to hear William..poor Noah.. he had his challenges lol.. thanks for sharing on Tumblr..hugsx
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Thanks for sharing William. Happy to make you smile ❤
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“We are already in your apartment … check the bathroom!” Lmao, gotta love Amazon! 😂 Thank you as always for the good laugh, ladies. 🤗
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LOL Soooz, not too far from the truth! 🙂 xx
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Oh, that poor customer, snowed by another greedy salesman. 🙂 Thanks for cherrypicking through the funnies Sal ❤ xx
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Thanks for finding in the first place Debby ♥
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Hugs Sal ❤
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I like the facebook response, and the mistakes one.
and buyer beware… 🙂
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Thanks Jim…xx
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Another bravo performance, Maids of Mirth
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Lovely to hear thanks John..hugsxx
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So fantastic, Noah’s Arch, the Mistakes in the darkness making children, hahahahah
and this with becoming smarter buying fishheads more expensive as fishes itself. Thank you, Debby and Sally! One can trust in you, getting laughter all the time in need. Michael
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Great Michael thank you it encourages to keep finding them..hugsx
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Its always a great pleasure getting so much entertainment, and these funnies too. hugs xx
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Priceless 🙂
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Thanks Jacquie..hugsx
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Great laughs with the UPS, FedEx, USPS, Amazon, and Facebook joke. So accurate it’s funny.
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I know.. scarily so…xxx
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Hilarious, Sally and Debby. Loved the contraceptive joke. Toni x
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I love the delivery service meme!
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many a word spoken in jest! xx
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Thanks for the chuckles!
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Glad you enjoyed Dorothy..hugsx
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What a wonderful, delightful, hilarious collection! Big hugs!! 🤗
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Thanks Gwen..hugsxx♥
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So funny!!
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Thanks Jennie..hugsx
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You’re welcome, Sally. Hugs!
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Love them!
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Thanks Olga..♥
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You always put the sun in Sunday. Thank you.
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Thanks very much Pamela that means a great deal. x
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