Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – March 4th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Muffins and Ice-Cream

Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally.

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.

Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your turn, sir,” replied the harried and now irritated waiter, “I can only serve one table at a time.”

What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. “Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,” answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, “Do you have laryngitis?” “No….” replied the new waitress with some effort, “just…erm…. vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.”

And a couple of one-liners..

There’s a new pizza shop here called Good King Wenceslas. All their pizzas are deep pan, crisp and even.

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I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

We hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… and feel free to pass these along.. thanks Debby and Sally.

49 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – March 4th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Muffins and Ice-Cream

  1. I know it’s a joke, but there is so much truth about refunds. Usually, when someone is acting for a refund, it’s because what he/she received is substandard. Businesses shouldn’t act like they’re doing you a big favor by returning your money.

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    • We are having an issue at the moment.. we bought a microwave online from a reputable dealer and it arrived and it was missing parts, was dented and by the grease marks had clearly been used we have sent pictures and finally managed to speak to someone in charge who keeps promising a return not so we can send it back and a credit.. three weeks and counting.. Soon he will find his business plastered over the internet… xx

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      • It is one of the only ways consumers can fight back against this kind of nonsense.

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  2. I agree with Toni, it’s a welcome exercise to laugh. Many thanks. The one about the muffins is so true, first instincts. Hugs to you both.

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