Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now something from Sally.
One liners at the doctors.
‘Doctor, Doctor.. help me I’m shrinking.’ ‘Just a minute and be a little patient’.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn’t I see you yesterday?
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I’m wondering… do I keep the letters?
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone, I automatically assume they’re talking about a psychiatrist.
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.