Welcome to laughter lines with some fun from around the web from Debby Gies and a joke or two to make you smile from Sally.
Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020
Now something from Sally.
A grandmother was discussing the Bible with her youngest granddaughter.
Were you in the ark? asked the little girl.
‘No’, laughed her grandmother.
‘Then why didn’t you drown.’
Some one liners
There’s a fine line between hyphenated words.
The Theory of Relativity: time moves more slowly when you are with relatives.
To err is human, to forgive is canine.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally.