Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – March 25th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Grilled Chicken and Genies

Welcome to laughter lines and as some of you may know Debby’s husband is very unwell and requires round the clock care. Update Health and Wellness However, Debby has allowed me to raid her Facebook photos to share with you.

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Check out Debby’s column here on Smorgasbord D.G. Kaye Explores the Realms of Relationships 2020

Now something from Sally.

Overseas posting

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

“My love,” he wrote, “we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and there’s really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we’re constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted? ”

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this?”

Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. “Darling” he said, “I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!”

She kissed him and said, “First let’s see you play that harmonica.”

When faced with a Genie.. think before opening mouth!

A fellow was cleaning out his attic one morning when he came across an old brass lamp. He gave it a rub and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

‘I am the genie of the lamp,’ said the apparition. ‘For releasing me, I will answer any three questions you care to ask.’

‘Who? Me?’ said the young man.

‘Yes, You,’ replied the genie. ‘Now, what’s your third question?’

 

Thanks for joining us and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.

53 thoughts on “Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – March 25th 2021 – Hosts Debby Gies and Sally Cronin – Grilled Chicken and Genies

  1. I thought I had the answer to the frog one – nice mis-direction! And I’ll be very careful to think before speaking if I come across a genie… many thanks, both of you! xx

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  2. The old ladies pole dancing has me cackling out loud. I have to share that one on FB. 🙂 I am sending light and love to Debby and her husband every day. I know how difficult this is. Thank you for keeping us smiling, Sally!

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