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Now something from Sally.
No good deed goes unpunished
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna.
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened, It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was £4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving beggars at the Post Office.
Thanks for visiting and hope you are leaving with a smile on your face…Debby and Sally
I laughed out loud with a few of those. 🤣
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Great to hear thank you..x
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Loved the stand off between the cats and swans, and the last lines of the letter to God were wonderful! Thanks for the chuckles. xx
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Happy to hear Alex.. keep smiling hugs
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I agree, those were my two favorites as well…
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Love the laundry list, and the post office helpers! Still laughing!
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Great Dorothy, those poor guys…lol..xx
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All this made me smile – especially the letters!
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Great to hear..thanks for letting us know.. x
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Lol – The post office story is also so wonderful. Thank you Debby, and Sally! You made my evening! Michael
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Thanks Michael… lol.. hugsx
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:-))
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Thank you Michael for being such a dedicated fan ❤
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Thank you as well, Debby! I am very thankful for the great laughter you bring, and the always very informative interviews! Enjoy a Happy Easter! Honestly cant deal with the sad mood on Good Friday, because we are at least celebrating resurrection.
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Well then, Happy Easter to you Michael, and glad Good Friday is past. ❤
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To you as well, Debby! Yes, resurrecion accomplished. I hope a restart of the world will follow up soon. 😉 Michael
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I loved the bread and fish and the post office jokes. Well done, Maids of Mirth.
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Thank you connoisseur of chuckles…hugs
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😂
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So we’re back to maids of mirth now? 🙂
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I so relate to the farce of reading all of the books I have before buying more. 🙂 Not going to happen! The cats bargaining with the geese was priceless! Love them all! Thanks for the grins, ladies!
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Thanks Jan.. that cat and goose one tickled me too…hugs xx
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Just love that emotional support dog, Sally. His eyes would pop if he talked to me. Toni x
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You and me both….Happy Easter Toni..hugsx
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Thank you Sal. ❤ And I may have to start sending letters to the post office, only I won't complain back about the 4 bucks. 🙂 xoxo
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Lol.. they say no good deed goes unpunished.. poor guys..♥♥
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Lol: Emotional support dog. You GOT me! And I waited for the postal punch line and it delivered! Well done!
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Good to hear Claire… have a lovely Easter weekend.. Sun shining here so will be in the garden..hugs♥
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Some good laughs and the Family notice ALL apply to Aston at the moment…sigh xx
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He makes up for it… hugs ♥
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With a double wammy at the moment.. the terrible teen has arrived… Hugs x
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Lol… a couple of years and he will be back and you will laugh about this….. ♥
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No doubt, Sally I have been here before.. sigh.. Hugs xx
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Love all those! And I’m definitely Unknown where books are involved. Thanks Debby and Sally!
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Thanks Olga…most of us can relate to that one.. hugsx
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