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Now something from Sally.
Quick Thinking.
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked, “Is someone in your house?” and George said, “No,” and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
Thanks for joining us today and we hope you are leaving with a smile on your face… Debby and Sally.
I ‘ve seen the last one, Sally, but it certainly bears repeating!
Debby, I am praying for your husband’s health.
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Thanks Dolly..hugsxx
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You are welcome. Hugs right back to you, dear Sally.
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I love all of these, ladies! George was a smart man! I may have to try that scale trick. 🙂 Thanks for the grins today, ladies!
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Thanks Jan..and the scale trick does work.. verified lol…hugsx
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I love yours. Sally. That rings true!
Debby, I need to buy myself another set of bathroom scales. That looks like a brilliant idea!
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Thanks Viv.. raising yourself up slightly by holding onto the bathroom sink also works wonders! hugs
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These are hilarious, ladies. It’s so good to laugh. Many thanks. (My best thoughts are with you, Debby.) Hugs
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Thanks William.. glad you enjoyed and thanks for sharing on Tumblr..hugsx
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Thanks for these – all of them properly chuckleworthy and too hard to pick a favourite! (Though I may be buying another set of scales, too!) xx
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I have removed the batteries out of mine and I am now weightless…hugsx
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🤣
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Maids of mirth have struck again. Well done, Debby and Sally.
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Thanks John…that means a lot..hugsx
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Thank you for the chuckles!
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Glad you enjoyed Dorothy…hugsx
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Delightful! I loved them all. Thank you for the chuckles and smiles. You’ve brightened my day! 😊
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Glad to hear it Gwen and I hope it continues in the same vein…hugsx♥
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Lol – Dog jokes are always best. Thank you, Debby and Sally! Enjoy your evening! Michael
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Thanks Michael…hope your snow clears quickly hugs
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Just realized! Not all, but much more. 😉 xx
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Good to hear..xx
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😉 xx
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Thank you Sally (and Debby as well), this is the best medicine for the Soul, and therefore the body as well.
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Just what we like to hear Hector… thanks for letting us know..
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I like that last one in particular. 😀
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Thanks Liz.. just what we like to hear..hugsx
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I may never accept another kiss from my dog again after that image.😎
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Lol…doesn’t bear thinking about..x
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I think George may be in trouble… 🙂
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I think you might be right lol..x
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